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Newcastle's "naked civil servants"
BillieTheBot
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I'm normally accused of concentrating on stories that make the Government look bad. The mess they've made on immigration, the NHS, the education system and so on. But for this thread, I'll put that aside...
In a report that could have been lifted directly from The Sun newspaper, but is actually from the BBC, they tell us: "Civil servants on Tyneside are under investigation amid allegations staff romped around naked in offices and had sex in toilets. One person at the Rural Payments Agency (RPA) in Newcastle has been sacked after officials began an investigation. The antics emerged after some members of staff were caught on CCTV cameras... The agency said it was investigating claims that staff leapt naked from filing cabinets, had sex in office toilets, held break-dancing competitions during working hours and fought in a reception area." >> Details >>
You might find some moral outrage in the tabloids tomorrow about this, but there isn't any from me. I'm just jealous. Why can't more workplaces be like this? This sounds like fun. Obviously, civil servants now think "if John Prescott can do it, why can't I?".
Meantime, where did I put my application form?
In a report that could have been lifted directly from The Sun newspaper, but is actually from the BBC, they tell us: "Civil servants on Tyneside are under investigation amid allegations staff romped around naked in offices and had sex in toilets. One person at the Rural Payments Agency (RPA) in Newcastle has been sacked after officials began an investigation. The antics emerged after some members of staff were caught on CCTV cameras... The agency said it was investigating claims that staff leapt naked from filing cabinets, had sex in office toilets, held break-dancing competitions during working hours and fought in a reception area." >> Details >>
You might find some moral outrage in the tabloids tomorrow about this, but there isn't any from me. I'm just jealous. Why can't more workplaces be like this? This sounds like fun. Obviously, civil servants now think "if John Prescott can do it, why can't I?".
Meantime, where did I put my application form?
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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Need I explain?
I am SO joining the Civil Service.
No in reality its because a) the North has lots more unemployment and b) because its cheaper
So what?