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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Type you answer then make up your own.

Suck a hairy centipede thats been in tony blair's bum for three days or eat Chris Evans' toe nails which are covered in Billie Piper's vomit?



Ps..I just realised what a sick mind I have

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The second one.

    Shove a shit and cum covered tennis ball up your hole or shag maggie thatcher?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    The second one.

    Shove a shit and cum covered tennis ball up your hole or shag maggie thatcher?

    Thatcher any day!

    Shag john mccririck or dame edna everage?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the second one

    Lick the arse of an 80 year old transexual or use a dildo thats been used from at least one person in every country

    ETA: I Dont even know who she is

    "she" is a man in drag.

    DameEdna.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Transexual

    Would you rather swim the channel with a carrot in your mouth or run twice around Jersey eating cucumbers?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cucumbers.

    Would you rather poo your pants or wee your pants?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    Cucumbers.

    Would you rather poo your pants or wee your pants?

    :lol:

    Wee

    If you had to would you rather wear Richard or Judy's pants that they have peed in?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Judy ... im sure Richards have massive skiddies.

    Would you rather sleep with George Bush or Tony Blair?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    George. It'd be more amusing.

    Would you rather cock a badger up its arse or be sodomized by angry chickens?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Badger up the arse. At least I'm gettin the pleasure that way.

    Would you rather have your private parts cheese grated or wake up with a pillow under your stomach propping you into position with love bites on your back not knowing what happened the night before?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aspire wrote:
    Badger up the arse. At least I'm gettin the pleasure that way.

    Would you rather have your private parts cheese grated or wake up with a pillow under your stomach propping you into position with love bites on your back not knowing what happened the night before?
    Cheese grater.

    Would you rather (a) have somebody you know shit in your mouth or (b) have a total stranger shit in your mouth and get paid £100 for it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Cheese grater.

    Would you rather (a) have somebody you know shit in your mouth or (b) have a total stranger shit in your mouth and get paid £100 for it?

    a stranger

    If you had to:

    JamesZero or Goodfella or both?


    ETA: I mean to have sex with btw :flirt:
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Both ;p

    If you were forced to do one... Necrophilia or Beaseality?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Beastiality but only if I got to chose the animal.

    Drink tea from a polystyrene cup or eat steak off a paper plate?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Stalin's Organist Posts: 13,327
    Steak from a paper plate.

    Radiation Sickness or Gulf War Syndrome?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gulf war syndrome

    eat a raw Penguin testicle or bite a fish's eyeball (whilst not attached to the fish)?
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