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I could do with a laugh...
BillieTheBot
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So let's hear the last hilarious thing that happened to you/you witnessed... or tell us a joke!
Mine's about a massive scrap, which isn't funny in theory but was hilarious in practise. I was sat in the acoustic tent at this festival yesterday, and my mate decided to join in on someone's set with his bongo drums (as you do when you're off your face...). He started getting heckled by Marilyn Manson 2.0 and gave him some shit back... at which point about 500,000 mini-hippy-gothic-children descended and it turned into full on warfare. I've never laughed so much in my life, there were piercings and cans of cider everywhere.
I suppose you had to be there... but still,
Mine's about a massive scrap, which isn't funny in theory but was hilarious in practise. I was sat in the acoustic tent at this festival yesterday, and my mate decided to join in on someone's set with his bongo drums (as you do when you're off your face...). He started getting heckled by Marilyn Manson 2.0 and gave him some shit back... at which point about 500,000 mini-hippy-gothic-children descended and it turned into full on warfare. I've never laughed so much in my life, there were piercings and cans of cider everywhere.
I suppose you had to be there... but still,
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That made me laught
The other night we were partying as well. One of the boys we were partying with was totally off his face lying on the bed not knowing what he was at. My mate was filming what was going on the room, scanning across all the mongo heads. Clear as day on the video you can see the fella lying on the bed, grab a quick feel of another fellas arse lying face down beside him. Totally on the sly. The fella's been gettin total ribbings all weekend. The video is hilarious. We all have it on our phones. He's not gay or anything, just didn't know what he was at.
So true, that was just the laugh I needed, cheers Addict.
Oh dear
got bored and re watched final destination 2, haha! barrels of laughs
R
And Stargalaxy wanted you to be his servant as well :yes:
Kick arse!
He kept talking about how after an autospy, when the body comes to the mortury he has to stuff their heads with cotton wool.
He also went on lots about dead people.
" those people that feel lumpy paper tor read, and why they cant just read a normal book like everyone else"
I was like oh you mean blind people dave! :no:
:eek2: How... erm... peculiar.
That is totally cringeworthy tbh.
Haha, I know! I was a bit like "erm...what the fuck are you going on about you freak"
He is most certainly the strangest person I've been asked out by, the jester guy follows afterwards. Haha.
that is well class
He was chatting me up all night in his little jester outfit and doing loads of tricks for me though. He came up to me after work in his normal clothes!
made a change from the usual 'i wish my bird was as dirty as this van' messages, anyway.