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something snew somtehihing sober

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
never beene on her pissed, coz im always out n about so isntead of .. actually cant be arsed to dininsih the sentacnte tooo boring i think.
ok how about a opoem

memebers and legends of the site,
we like to talk a lot og shite.

could be pisedd or maybe onot
if only u didnt do that one last shot.

cnt belive i eneded up here
wearing looking fine in all be best gear

posting in sex, relationshuos, or anything goes,
its always good and more highs than lows

even thogugh the blagging poems suck
it usaly gets me a nice little fuck

to end on a more pleasnt note,
hes what i say to all you foke

LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO LETS ALL HAVE A DISCO LA ALALLALA ALALLA LALA :love:

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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    :p

    I need a cig.
    I need a cig.
    I need a cig.
    Let's all do a jig.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wig, cig, jig, big, could all work.

    must try harder
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D:D:D

    Yeroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I miss drinking,
    But the painkillers mean I can't.
    I miss drinking,
    I want to dance.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I miss drinking,
    But the painkillers mean I can't.
    I miss drinking,
    I want to dance.


    drinking counts as a painkiller does it not?

    theres a beautiful excuse to go otu n get pisedd
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Clane out of 'er!!!!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hahah whoops. what happend here, i apologise for this thread
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awesome, haha!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    good poem :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    good poem :D

    OMG its you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This poem is well-crafted, but it was obviously written at a time when ye olde spell check hadn't been invented. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    This poem is well-crafted, but it was obviously written at a time when ye olde spell check hadn't been invented. :p

    i think it was written at a time where i wouldn't have been able to do anything about it, even if did notice there were mistakes in ye olde poem.

    but thanks, it was well-crafted indeed, you can't teach creativity like that :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    i think it was written at a time where i wouldn't have been able to do anything about it, even if did notice there were mistakes in ye olde poem.

    but thanks, it was well-crafted indeed, you can't teach creativity like that :D
    I'm offering to pay for drinks to get you intoxicated again, so you can write more elegant yet modern poetry in this way. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    I'm offering to pay for drinks to get you intoxicated again, so you can write more elegant yet modern poetry in this way. :p

    fantastic idea, consider yourself my poetry manager
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    fantastic idea, consider yourself my poetry manager

    Ah the Dylan Thomas school of management
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I especially love the la la bits at the end! :love:

    :lol:
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