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Buses...

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in Sex & Relationships
... have slight similarities to friendly, attractive, interesting, sexy, solvent, men (or women), no?

In that whole 'you wait ages for a one, then three come along at once' kinda way.. :crazyeyes

See also: sod's law.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    bingo!! i know exactly what you mean...tut!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Annoying isn't it!?

    ... but then I suppose there are worse problems to have ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep i agree.

    As annoying as when you've liked someone for about 6 months, then finally get over them and move on, then they start coming onto you

    :(
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Blah wrote:
    Yep i agree.

    As annoying as when you've liked someone for about 6 months, then finally get over them and move on, then they start coming onto you

    :(
    oh my god!! tell me about it!
    and this whole 'right place, wrong time' shit!
    im sure cupid is having a right old cackle somewhere around here!
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    briggi wrote:
    Annoying isn't it!?

    ... but then I suppose there are worse problems to have ;):p
    too true! :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    foursome? problem solved ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scytherchick wrote:
    foursome? problem solved ;)

    :lol::lol::lol:

    I like the way you think! Now if only it was that simple..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, it could sometimes be said that women are like buses - you see none you like or want for ages, then loads turn up - but I think the comparison ends there. Apart from a few women, who can be compared to the backs of buses.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I must be sat in the bus station; there's loads of 'em around, but none that I'd like to ride on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wish one bus would come my way
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Oh dear, that sounds wrong :p

    I think I live in a rural village and had my once a week bus service cancelled. Ah well
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
    I haven't been on a bus for nearly a year.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    :lol:
    I haven't been on a bus for nearly a year.
    You're not missing anything. Do you really want to ride something with 20 other people at the same time?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    I think I live in a rural village and had my once a week bus service cancelled. Ah well

    whats the point in a once a week bus??? thats crazy what you gna do go out shoppin for a week then come back??

    Id take any bus at the moment!! (well actually it must be clean, with a nice driver - not a bastard bus!!) i wont be on the journey for long!! hahaha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm With Stupid wrote:
    You're not missing anything. Do you really want to ride something with 20 other people at the same time?
    I think twenty might be a bit much!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or they break down!

    Or even this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/4942792.stm
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just buy an all day ticket.

    You can ride on any bus you want all day long.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do men, like the buses, sometimes do group discount rates?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so so true :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    where do you swipe your oyster card with a man though!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bri-namite wrote:
    Just buy an all day ticket.

    You can ride on any bus you want all day long.

    Ha, that's a plan and a half. Unless you get caught out riding on one bus by the driver of another ;)not that I'd ever do such a thing...

    It is a universal truth, though :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm far too tired to digest all these metaphors. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    better than being a part time prostitute (metawhore)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think I'm sitting at the wrong bus stop. All the buses that have come by me seem to be going the wrong way.

    Dammit.
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