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The "You smell" thread!!

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
in General Chat
RULES:
- Tell the poster above how much he smell or what he smeel like...
- The sentence must start by you smell...

e.g: You smell like poo -> You smell more than an old Knee High Stripy Socks :p

So...

You smell :p
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell more than this stinky thread.

    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow...

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell like you have been living in a llama's bum for ten years

    Llama lover
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell like a dead rat coming out of an elephant butt...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remotebleeper wrote:
    :lol:

    You smell so bad you can barely post an emoticon as reply :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell like mouldy belly button hair
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell worse than a cat poo drying in the sun...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you smell so bad my nose just dropped into my cup of tea
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell worse than a 14year old boys' 6week old wank sock :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you smell like some ear wax left on the radiator for seven and half weeks and then baked on a year old egg for three mintues in the microwave
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell like my ex-flatmates worn out minge flaps
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    You smell like my ex-flatmates worn out minge flaps

    :lol: You smell worse than bernad mannings unwashed scrotum
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell worse than a wet dog...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    You smell worse than John Prescot's scrotum after running to the pie shop before it closes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell worse than Maggie Thatcher's dirty old crusty fanny after a good hard raping by the A-Team.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    You smell like an anal probe that has been used more than a thousand times and never been clean...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell more than NMM smells, and smells a lot because he STOLE my myspace smelly insults.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :p

    You smell even worse than that :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not possible!
    You are the smelliest.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell more than me...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell like a rat crawled up your arse and died!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell worse than a decapatated rotting baby with shit smeared over it that's been lying in a dump for 3 weeks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah you win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell more than a dead fish left in the sun for days...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    You smell worse than a decapatated rotting baby with shit smeared over it that's been lying in a dump for 3 weeks.
    actually, that would smell quite nice compared to how YOU smell!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell more than a dead pig ass....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You smell worse than Mother teresa's dirty whorish armpit that's been dragged through souht London in a wheely bin, then shagged to death by a group of Ethiopians dying for food they thought her armpit was meat so they ate it and shat it out their dirty flea infested holes and put cum for toppings.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    You smell worse than Mother teresa's dirty whorish armpit that's been dragged through souht London in a wheely bin, then shagged to death by a group of Ethiopians dying for food they thought her armpit was meat so they ate it and shat it out their dirty flea infested holes and put cum for toppings.

    You smell eve worse than that :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's true you now :)

    You smell so bad even you have to wear a gas mask to be able to get by...
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