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volcano blowing it's top.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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has mother nature not signed up to the pyote agreement then?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't see why a volcano couldn't get a blow job tbh :D
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    I don't see why a volcano couldn't get a blow job tbh :D
    Oh dear............
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmmm ... I wonder what smegma tastes like? Ooops! I meant magma! I always get confused between the two. No wonder I keep burning my tongue ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    Hmmmm ... I wonder what smegma tastes like? Ooops! I meant magma! I always get confused between the two. No wonder I keep burning my tongue ...

    :lol: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha talking of volcanos... i will always remember in a Geography class years back when the teacher was drawing a picture of a volcano exploding. Resulted in her ending up with a bright red face and the whole class laughing at what she had drawn. Im sure you can imagine what it looked like :d
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    morrocan roll wrote:
    has mother nature not signed up to the pyote agreement then?

    Nah, shes an evil capitalist who only thinks of her own profit, not hte long term effects.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    has mother nature not signed up to the pyote agreement then?

    i thought this was going to be a thread about your wife or something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Nah, shes an evil capitalist who only thinks of her own profit, not hte long term effects.
    wasn't it klintock that said trees are capitalists?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    i thought this was going to be a thread about your wife or something
    she might be a bit of an old boiler but thats going a bit far mr g!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    has mother nature not signed up to the pyote agreement then?

    Hahaha is that a deliberate changing of K to P rolly?

    Yes, in fact there were many volcanos in the UK many many many moons ago. All gone now. Mother nature can indeed wreak havoc.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    morrocan roll wrote:
    wasn't it klintock that said trees are capitalists?
    Yup, it certainly was.

    Odd chap!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Hahaha is that a deliberate changing of K to P rolly?

    .
    i'm seeing things!
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