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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Isn't flatulance funny? Imagine you could fart out your dick. It would be like a kettle whistling :naughty:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Farts are funny. Unless somebody farts in a car then locks the windows *barf*
    For the last week, I get real gassy at work. No time else, just when I'm at work.

    Cuz you all wanted to know :p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Farting can be very amusing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Farts are a part of us, it happens.

    Fanny farts!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyone get booby farts? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Farting can be as amusing as it can be deadly... I lost 2 of my best friends in a fart contest... it was sad, but hey not my fault if they couldn't handle my farts...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was at a sleepover with my friends and one of the girls fell asleep. Then let out a slow squeeky loud fart in her sleep :) was hilarious. This same girl has apparent orgasms in her sleep though, lots of writhing then moaning (not like a nightmare, like, sexual, scary!). Another of my friends at these sleepovers always molests or attacks me. First it was just kicking me in the face. Last time, her hand started roaming over me :( (she is asleep at the time, sleeping next to her boyfriend!!).

    But anyway, farts are good, but its even better when girls fart cos its unexpected :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    Anyone get booby farts? :lol:
    Wtf are they? :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Wtf are they? :eek2:
    :lol: It might just happen to me.

    Happens when I'm having sex usually. I'm quite big chested so when the air gets trapped in between them it makes a funny sound. I always find it really funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    Anyone get booby farts? :lol:

    *raises hand* :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    :lol: It might just happen to me.

    Happens when I'm having sex usually. I'm quite big chested so when the air gets trapped in between them it makes a funny sound. I always find it really funny.

    :o

    Yes that happens to me too. Its more the air getting trapped between his chest and my cleavage for me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets them! I was thinking I was some freak of nature!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Farting can be as amusing as it can be deadly... I lost 2 of my best friends in a fart contest... it was sad, but hey not my fault if they couldn't handle my farts...

    :sour: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mine aren't, they stink. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It is horrible when after a good minge-pounding all the compressed air comes out a as fanny fart :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    It is horrible when after a good minge-pounding all the compressed air comes out a as fanny fart :eek:

    Its worse when you havnt even beeen up to a good minge pounding, and before you get halfway through the first thrust, out comes the funny sound!

    At least in the quoted example, at least one of the parties has come before the night is ruined
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