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Getting chased by a married woman

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
I am really scared

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ya wanna elaborate?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha ... I got chatted up by a married bird in a club once. She'd taken her ring off. We were getting on well actually and i went to get drinks and her friend said 'what are you doing she's married.'

    Obviously not that married. But needless to say I didn't go find her again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MattMatt wrote:
    I am really scared
    and...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Haha ... I got chatted up by a married bird in a club once. She'd taken her ring off. We were getting on well actually and i went to get drinks and her friend said 'what are you doing she's married.'

    Obviously not that married. But needless to say I didn't go find her again.

    Either that her her mate fancied her chances with you :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shag her take some pictures and ask for cash or you send the money to her husband :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    shag her take some pictures and ask for cash or you send the money to her husband :D

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just keep your trousers zipped up then and i'm sure you'll be fine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or just shag her, take pictures and send them to her husband, you would do him a favor, he is obviously not married to the right woman...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Banana skins.

    Unless it's in a car, then you need to embark on a wild chase through a city. San Francisco sems to be the expert car chaser's choice. Lots of hills, lots of jumps. The chase must, must end with one car flying off a peer into the ocean.



    Or, you could trot out the "I'm flattered but....." line.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Or, you could trot out the "I'm flattered but....." line.

    "I'm flattered but I don't shag ugly cheating whore" sounds good...
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