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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I get quite a lot of msgs from these dudes, dudettes and chicks with dicks and usually ignore them but i was impelled to reply to this one.....bit weirder than ur average foot fetish guy i thought.
Here's the convo!
dandiesel2005 says...

There's only one way to knee a guy when ur angry you weirdo! Right in his tiny fragile balls.
lol each to their own tho....i do not judge....much.

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i kind of like it when my gf or a sexy girl hits me in the nuts, lol. I know it sounds werid but its such a rush. How did you knee him? x

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why are u interested?
he hit me so i kneed him where it made him cry

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basically im interested, what did you do o him? what happemned?

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i did it to my horrible twat of an ex many years ago!
why u wanna know?

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either, lol. both. x

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lol u mean for his/her pleasure or because it was self defence?

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hey, how you doing? love the pics, you look very sexy. So what you into? x
(ever kicked or kneed a guy in the balls?x)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    used to have fp but my profil is blank now... cos useless and you get weirdos... even when you are a man... it's a wonder why some keep theirs...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    siffling thru the weirdos ive met a few guys and met up with a few old friends from it. always coming accross old friends!
    even started seeing one guy for a few months.
    had some disasters tho!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well I got my girl on there... removed my account after few months, cos still with my girl :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wierd myspace message

    Sorry for sending you a message out of the blue.

    I was looking for people living near my postcode in Kingston and your page came up. Are you a dog lover and would you like to join me walking my 100 year old dog? (you don't need to have your own dog)

    I thought you looked interesting and nice and if you really live in Kingston and like dogs or walking please send me an email:

    andysm.imap@xoxy.net or add me to MSN: xxxxxxx@recursor.net
    (I can send you a photo of me and my dog on MSN).

    A bit about me: I was a model in Japan where I spent 1 year on a scholarship from Oxford University to learn Japanese!
    Random or what! Now Im a company owner and private tutor.

    (Please do NOT send a message because I check this so infrequently ull never get a reply - email is best for me).

    Hope to hear from you by email soon,
    Andy

    PS: Can you add me as your friend?

    PPS: Sorry for writing so much
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    let's all email and ask if we can go for dogging walks with him
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I was looking for people living near my postcode in Kingston and your page came up. Are you a dog lover and would you like to join me walking my 100 year old dog? (you don't need to have your own dog)


    I misread that as "wanking"... and after "dog lover", XD

    But... 100 year old dog??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    100/7 = 14.3 = my assumption
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I misread that as "wanking"... and after "dog lover", XD

    But... 100 year old dog??
    :lol::lol:


    it's either stuffed or it's his gran
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    z01 wrote:
    100/7 = 14.3 = my assumption
    but it's not 7 all the way thru, starts less then works up to 7 as the dog gets older
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    let's all email and ask if we can go for dogging walks with him
    No, I didn't put his real address up, it'd be unfair.

    He could be a very lonely person but very nice (looking for a wife).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, I didn't put his real address up, it'd be unfair.

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    good stuff,i thought u were being a bit mean :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    good stuff,i thought u were being a bit mean :p
    Nah... I just thought it was wierd... I mean a 100 year old dog???

    He could be genuine though, so I won't put his contact up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah... I just thought it was wierd... I mean a 100 year old dog???

    He could be genuine though, so I won't put his contact up.
    i meant mean by putting his address up :D
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Can I go for a dogging walk too?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm going to be in Kingston friday night... I will look out for him! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once had a guy on faceparty ask if he paid me £6 a hour would i come round an burst balloons while he recorded it! :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was once offered £1000 on there if this weirdo could go down on me.
    Needless to say, I declined his kind offer.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i live near kingston and have a dog!!! :hyper: do u think he'd go dog walking with me??!!! :hyper:

    I feel hurt, i never get wierdo's messaging me on myspace :crying:
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