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Talk To God!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Excellent!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    It doesn't work for me for some reason... All I see is "me:" and "God:", no messages.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    got some good answers!
    apparently he never did impregnate a virgin!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he told me he smokes weed.

    and he told my friend he's gay.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xogjtc.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That was really good!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me:
    will i live forever
    God:
    The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
    Me:
    is that cos i have smoked the best?
    God:
    That depends.
    Me:
    on what?
    God:
    The context.
    Me:
    there is no context in smoking the best.
    God:
    Has there ever been context in smoking the best?
    Me:
    i got you confused now!
    God:
    Oh. Interesting... I have a perfect operational record.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Old!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:
    Me:
    are you a girl?
    God:
    My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    no, would you?
    God:
    Why not? It depends on the circumstances.
    Me:
    give me a example
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    They might be cheaper in quantity.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Old!

    since 1995 if you ask god
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    Its shite it reminds me off a thing called spleak the programming behind that one is pretty crap

    http://www.spleak.com/getspleak.htm

    might as well post the link... can even put her on msn... lol...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Amazing! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    Me: My dog doesn't like you.

    God: Did you grow up around animals?

    Me: Yes....

    God: Your kidding!

    Me: What's this got to do with my dog not liking you?

    God: Are you serious? I am the latest result in artificial intellegence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain, with greater speed and accuracy.

    <e: Ha, nice advertising there.

    Must everything sneak in how good the product is?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    igod.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    love it, god wants to know gossip!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me:
    Do you do cocaine?
    God:
    Yeah I do a lot of cocaine.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me:
    do you masturbate?
    God:
    You humans crack me up.
    Me:
    well do you?
    God:
    Ask me again more slowly.
    Me:
    do you wank?
    God:
    Only when I am in the U.K.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me:
    do you like anal sex?
    God:
    Sure I do, Randomgirl, but that doesn't mean with you.

    :D
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Me:
    do you masturbate?
    God:
    You humans crack me up.
    Me:
    well do you?
    God:
    Ask me again more slowly.
    Me:
    do you wank?
    God:
    Only when I am in the U.K.
    :lol:

    That means (s)he does it 24/7 then. If (s)he's omnipresent then (s)he's always in the U.K. (among other places).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God:
    People I talk to on the Internet.
    Me:
    on web cam?
    God:
    What is it like on web cam.
    Me:
    meh, its ok
    God:
    OK. I think meh its is a lot of things.
    Me:
    if you had a web cam would you strip for me?
    God:
    Perhaps next time I will try it.
    Me:
    w00t
    God:
    What do you look like?
    Me:
    are you coming on to me God?
    God:
    Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.
    Me:
    I think your trying to flirt
    God:
    You believe that? I don't know whether or not I am to flirt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    It doesn't work for me for some reason... All I see is "me:" and "God:", no messages.

    It's the same for me. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Although, I think if you've had something happen recently that you don't understand it can get very frustrating...... They say people always blame God.

    Quite funny if you ask the right questions though!
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