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Wierd parents

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I was talking to my mum earlier. She came back from South Africa the other week and was sending me photots then she randomly came out with this...

Ive lost my marbles says:
I saw monkeys with bright blue BALLS

Ive lost my marbles says:
took a picture but it was too dark

It amused me... :lol:

My dad's just as bad...
My mum was going to a ladies night with her friends. The taxi arrived and my dad came out the house wearing her skirt and sandals. When my mum asked him what he was doing he said...
"It's a laaaaydees night. I'm a laaaaydee. I have no testiclaaaay!"
He got told to get back in the house pretty sharpish...

Is anyone elses parents insane?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish my parent were insane... my dad is a bit, obsess with sex... thankfully my parents split up a long time ago...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    My mum's pretty insane I'd say... Not in a fun way though, like yours.

    But... blue balls????
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, don't get me wrong...I love them and they amuse the hell out of me.
    I wouldnt have them any other way. It's just like I've got two kids instead of parents sometimes :p
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    But... blue balls????

    I really...don't...know... :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sounds like something my mom would say too. They seem normal but can just come out with totally weird shit out of nowhere. :lol: at your mom. How fun
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dad was pretty funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your parents are supposed to be embarrsing, some more then others. Mine arn't too bad, but my dad did tell someone who worked on a flat development that I worked for the same estate agency as they did.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mother tries her hardest to be embarassing but rarely succeeds, poor love.

    My Dad is a bit of a cool cat though, more likely to be embarassed by me than the other way round :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Oh, and, to play my role as a pedant: It's Weird.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    Ive lost my marbles says:
    I saw monkeys with bright blue BALLS

    Ive lost my marbles says:
    took a picture but it was too dark

    And while reading this, I heard "in all shapes, colours and sizes on tv" oh how my mind works :(

    Also, I told your mum I would brighten the pic if she wanted to lmao
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    And while reading this, I heard "in all shapes, colours and sizes on tv" oh how my mind works :(

    Also, I told your mum I would brighten the pic if she wanted to lmao

    She deleted it :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    My mother tries her hardest to be embarassing but rarely succeeds, poor love.

    My Dad is a bit of a cool cat though, more likely to be embarassed by me than the other way round :p

    your mum seemed nice
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    I was talking to my mum earlier. She came back from South Africa the other week and was sending me photots then she randomly came out with this...

    Ive lost my marbles says:
    I saw monkeys with bright blue BALLS

    Ive lost my marbles says:
    took a picture but it was too dark

    It amused me... :lol:

    My dad's just as bad...
    My mum was going to a ladies night with her friends. The taxi arrived and my dad came out the house wearing her skirt and sandals. When my mum asked him what he was doing he said...
    "It's a laaaaydees night. I'm a laaaaydee. I have no testiclaaaay!"
    He got told to get back in the house pretty sharpish...

    Is anyone elses parents insane? Please tell me I'm notn the only one?!?!
    as a parent i feel i have to tell you ...my kids are realy wierd!
    they say the strangest things ...they can be so embaressing :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your parents sounds insanely cool imo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mum started telling me how the gay boys at my club night wouldn't really want to drink vodka out of a penis shaped luge because,
    "It's not the right colour or consistency for what they want from there. It wouldn't look right."

    Forgive me for being prudish but I don't either want to think about how vodka compares aesthetically to cum, or to know that my mother would think about it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    piccolo wrote:
    My mum started telling me how the gay boys at my club night wouldn't really want to drink vodka out of a penis shaped luge because,
    "It's not the right colour or consistency for what they want from there. It wouldn't look right."

    Forgive me for being prudish but I don't either want to think about how vodka compares aesthetically to cum, or to know that my mother would think about it!

    smirnoff ice might be a bit better?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    smirnoff ice might be a bit better?
    Don't ask me, I don't have a clue!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dad embarrasses me and sometimes sings to me. (according to a friend of mine, it's usually something which isn't suitable to sing to one's daughter)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not really. It rings a bell... but not really.
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