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squeaky toys!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Would any sane cosmetic sugeon put squeakies in boobies instead of implants? If they can do implants, why can't they put squeakies into boobies? I want. You squeeze and they honk. How fun.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Um... how many glasses of vodka have you had? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its not the vodka talking! though enough ;) How di dyou know I had vodka. Its the best. You're psychic.
    I've thought about sqeaky boobs for like a year now!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or a big red squeeky nose...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I've thought about sqeaky boobs for like a year now!
    It is funny tbh... As a matter of fact, it gets funnier the more I think about it.
    my_name wrote:
    You're psychic.
    Ah, one of my many hidden talents ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Come on, squeaky boobies!!!

    then you could make a song, like the alkaselzer song which you probly dont' know but goes plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is it could be honk honk... and thats really all i've got...

    the man has bead from new orleans a few years ago at mardi gras that are shaped like boobies and they squeek and i am the most jhelous.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    then you could make a song, like the alkaselzer song which you probly dont' know but goes plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is it could be honk honk... and thats really all i've got...
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your quote made me realize i messed up! Its actually pop pop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is... not what a relief is it. cuz it rhymes the other way.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You posted it correctly though, just added another it at the end..

    /God how obsessive am I to check on those little details? :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bluewisdom wrote:
    You posted it correctly though, just added another it at the end..

    I can't read :(:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I can't read :(:p
    Nah... it's just the vodka ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want more but Ed says its time for bed :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    If they can do implants, why can't they put squeakies into boobies?
    because squeakies require air to pass through a type of whistle. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    because squeakies require air to pass through a type of whistle. :yes:

    ruin my dreams :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    ruin my dreams :crying:
    SQUEAK! ;)
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