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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Something my friend found....i thought it was quite interesting

I draw, so I must be going to art school.

I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.

I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm black, so I must be on welfare.

I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.

I'm Asian, so I must love math.

I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.

I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.

I'm old, so I probably cant drive.

i'm quiet so i must be a bitch.

I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.

I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.

I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.

I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.

I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.

I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.

I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.

I'm a man, so I must be a player.

I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.

I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.

I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.

I drink so something must be wrong.

I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.

I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

I'm young, so I must be naive.

I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceided.

I wear black, so I must be gothic.

I'm blonde so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter cause im just a stupid ditz.

I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal your money kind of girlfriend.

I'm Pretty, so i must not be a virgin

I'm Cuban,so i must be a good swimmer.

I'm mexican so i must of crossed the border.

Im not a virgin , so i must be easy.

I get good grades i must be a nerd.

I'm bisexual so i must be confused.

I've attempted suicide so i must be stupid.

I cut myself so i must be weak.

I live in a poor area so i must be gangster.

I'm Australian, so i must have a pet kangaroo.

I don't smile, so I must be suicidal.

I look happy, so i must be hiding everything bad

I'm blond, so I must be stupid.

If i were dead, would i be forgotton?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't get the one about the cubans being good swimmers :confused:


    oh, and there's two for blonde people...

    but yeh, stereotypes are fun :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ballerina wrote:
    Something my friend found....i thought it was quite interesting

    I draw, so I must be going to art school.

    I'm white, so I must not be able to say, nigga, spic, beaner, wetback..but I am called cracker or redneck.

    I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.

    I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.

    I'm black, so I must be on welfare.

    I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.

    I'm Asian, so I must love math.

    I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

    I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.

    I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.

    I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

    I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.

    I'm old, so I probably cant drive.

    i'm quiet so i must be a bitch.

    I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control.

    I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

    I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

    I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.

    I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.

    I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.

    I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.

    I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.

    I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.

    I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.

    I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.

    I dont live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.

    I'm a man, so I must be a player.

    I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.

    I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.

    I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.

    I drink so something must be wrong.

    I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.

    I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.

    I'm young, so I must be naive.

    I'm rich, so I must be a snob, conceided.

    I wear black, so I must be gothic.

    I'm blonde so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter cause im just a stupid ditz.

    I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal your money kind of girlfriend.

    I'm Pretty, so i must not be a virgin

    I'm Cuban,so i must be a good swimmer.

    I'm mexican so i must of crossed the border.

    Im not a virgin , so i must be easy.

    I get good grades i must be a nerd.

    I'm bisexual so i must be confused.

    I've attempted suicide so i must be stupid.

    I cut myself so i must be weak.

    I live in a poor area so i must be gangster.

    I'm Australian, so i must have a pet kangaroo.

    I don't smile, so I must be suicidal.

    I look happy, so i must be hiding everything bad

    I'm blond, so I must be stupid.

    If i were dead, would i be forgotton?
    i enjoyed those truths.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im nackered after all that scrolling, time for beer i think
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats actually quite good, some of those are VERY accurate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    muse- wrote:
    im nackered after all that scrolling, time for beer i think
    sorry ...i needn't have replied like ...i'm stoned.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    I don't get the one about the cubans being good swimmers :confused:


    oh, and there's two for blonde people...

    but yeh, stereotypes are fun :)

    Swimming to flordia :p

    I didn't know all Australians had pet kangaroos, I thought they ran free. I want to be an australian now.

    And second that one muse!

    And I like poems that rhyme

    I like chocolate too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    sorry ...i needn't have replied like ...i'm stoned.

    :cool:
    And I like poems that rhyme

    I like chocolate too.

    good for you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    And I like poems that rhyme

    .
    yeah ...i'm primitive like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.youtube.com/results?search=South+Park+Death+Camp&search_type=search_videos

    It's about tolerance. Hilarious.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    yeah ...i'm primitive like that.

    The man from peru who used to put fish in his shoes poems were good too.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    :lol: Amusing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stereotypes are there for a reason. It's because half the time, they're true. And they're funny!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm mexican so i must of crossed the border. :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *thinks about making a crack about beaners, but changes his mind for fear of pc censorship on thesite*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AllAmericanRageJunky wrote:
    *thinks about making a crack about beaners, but changes his mind for fear of pc censorship on thesite*

    They already said mexicans are dirty, youve been watching too much mencia :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    They already said mexicans are dirty, youve been watching too much mencia :p
    indeed I have :yes:

    but I also seem to recall that some of the mods on thesite seem to think of offending people as a most heinous crime.
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