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Favorite Quotes.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Be they inspirational or funny, list them!

"They say hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?" ~ Ronald Reagan

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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    "For every complex problem there is a solution that is concise, clear, simple, and wrong." ~H. L. Menken

    ^One of my favourites, if not THE.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    any and all of the following
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Music is what feelings sound like
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    any and all of the following
    "Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out"
    :lol: :yes: ;)
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Anything from Human Traffic.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My two fave Dylan quotes:

    "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."

    "He who is not busy being born is busy dying."

    Dorothy Parker:

    "Two or three things I know for sure, and one of them is that if we are not beautiful to each other, we cannot know beauty in any form..."

    Two others I've always loved are...

    "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."

    "Life's a shit sandwich; but only if you're a shithead."

    Oh, and the Hunter S. Thompson quote that is/was in Addict's sig is a cracker. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everything happens for a reason

    used normally when everything is going tits up or im thinking how shit life is in general
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My most favorite quote/saying from Forrest Gump:


    "Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

    Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

    Peter: I drift in and out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Steven Wright is God:

    "All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."

    "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."

    "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "The mind might travel more than the heart, but it never go as far"
    "When the sky want to save a man, it send him love" - Lao-Tseu
    "there is no roses of hundred days"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thought this was kind of funny. A few lines, between Susanna and Valerie(the head nurse). Coming from the movie, Girl Interrupted



    Valerie: Here is the razor you asked for

    Susanna: Are you gonna watch?

    Valerie: Afraid so. That's why there's so many fuzzy legged women walking around in here

    Susanna: Has anyone ever watched you shave your legs?

    Valerie: I have 2 kids and 1 bathroom, what do you think?

    Susanna: I think you should lock the door
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Oh, and the Hunter S. Thompson quote that is/was in Addict's sig is a cracker. :thumb:

    Still there. :yes:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    "Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed."

    'Cos it's true.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The one in my sig.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

    Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

    Peter: I drift in and out.

    What's that from? It's starting to annoy me now!

    Mines is...

    "Where words fail, music speaks." - Hans Christian Anderson
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    What's that from? It's starting to annoy me now!

    Family Guy :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Family Guy :yes:

    Family Guy is excellent!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Family Guy :yes:

    Of course!
    God, I don't believe I never realised that. I kept thinking Spaced for some reason 0_o
    Think I need sleep...

    I love the bit in the new series where Brien does the peanut butter jelly time song dressed as the banana :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Family Guy is excellent!

    It's great but not quite good as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Especially when the Mooninites pop in.

    "Brother, you look like a fat man in dire need of an ass bruising!"

    "What's it called? Anal-Blazer? Cause that's what you like to play, over and over, don't you. You know how to play it? I'll tell you. Level one's in a truckstop filled with lonely truckers! Level two's in a public restroom along the highway."

    Err: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
    Carl: No, the real point is... I don't give a damn.

    Carl: Oh boy, this is what I've always wanted.
    Err: Silence nerd!
    Ignignokt: Prepare for a moon spanking.
    Err: Now you drop those sweatpants right now!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MattMatt wrote:
    Be they inspirational or funny, list them!

    "They say hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?" ~ Ronald Reagan



    I always liked

    "Why buy a dog and then bark yourself" .. lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "laugh and the world laughs with you,cry and you weep alone.for this sad old earth must borrow its mirth,and has troubles enough of its own".
    dunno who did that,but allways liked it.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Quote of the year, courtesy of my housemate,
    "I don't like crying, it gets me all upset!"
    She is Irish, thats all I'm saying... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    Quote of the year, courtesy of my housemate,
    "I don't like crying, it gets me all upset!"
    She is Irish, thats all I'm saying... ;)
    :D
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    One I just read:
    In the first drink, the human drinks wine. In the second drink, wine drinks wine. In the third drink, the wine drinks the human.
    Dedicated to anyone who can't control themselves.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Saying ala ME! (at least I don't think I heard it anywhere....)
    "Live life to the full, nobody gets out alive"

    Edit: Also my Sig....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "We're all in the guitar but some of us are looking at the stars"
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