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Pissed Up Parents!
Bunnie
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Seriously, why do they do it, and proceed to try to talk to you?! :eek2:
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Just wait till they start talking about their sex life :yuck:
Why did you have to go and mention that?! :sour:
Im traumatised from my mother doing it so i feel the need to inflict my pain on to you lot!
It gets worse though, my dad got slaughtered in town last weekend and tried dancing to impress my friends with how 'cool' and 'young' he was
leave him alone!
I can keep an eye on him that way.
my mum gets shitfaced quite often and proceeds to either tell me the details of her sex life (nice) or cry lots and tell me i won't look after her when she's old and she'll be forced to die alone in a home (wtf?). then i have to pull over on the way home so she can puke
my dad either gets really absent minded and humorous, or really argumentative. not shouty nobhead argumentative, but more 'why are you driving this way', 'cause it's shorter', 'no it isn't', 'does it matter, anyway', 'well yes, it's at least SIX SECONDS shorter my way', 'no it isn't', 'yes it is'......
i actually enjoy going out with them
have had the drunken sex life talk :no: not good
dunno why, but she doesn't do it often so it's alright.
my darling mother goes: 'ohhhh and how many other sons have you had tonight zozo!?'