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Do you ever wonder about your shoes sneaking out at night & stealing your car?

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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And, you know, going joyriding? Doing donuts in a field somewhere then getting out and tipping a cow?


My shoe is giving me a funny look. It knows I know!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you on crack?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've been married to the same woman for years.
    i leave my shoes outside the bedroom door every night ...still they haven't been polished!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Your shoes aren't shoes if they're doing that... They're Spiderman's black suit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea i dream about it every night, sometimes i even have nightmares about it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My shoes are too embaressed of my car, they wouldn't steal it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    i've been married to the same woman for years.
    i leave my shoes outside the bedroom door every night ...still they haven't been polished!

    jesus! whats the point of having a women?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is everyone crazy on here tonight? :p
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I'm not. But Indrid Cold is! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i lock my shoes up on my cuboard so they cant get up to any michieve
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sugar wrote:
    is everyone crazy on here tonight? :p

    are you trying to tell me you have never pondered the possibility of your shoes stealing your car?

    what the fuck is wrong with you?

    i bet you also don't know about dem little people,fuckin about wid de craic..do you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mad Mac wrote:
    are you trying to tell me you have never pondered the possibility of your shoes stealing your car?

    what the fuck is wrong with you?

    i bet you also don't know about dem little people,fuckin about wid de craic..do you?

    erm, did you just swear at me? :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah, my shoes like to just have a rest from getting carted round the house and taken up the garden via my dogs mouth.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sugar wrote:
    erm, did you just swear at me? :crying:
    i believe i was making use of the word "fuck",does that offend you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gavman wrote:
    i lock my shoes up on my cuboard so they cant get up to any michieve

    :eek2: Do they eat soup at night or something?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just found a dismantled coat hanger. They're up to something. Problem is, I don't have a car :chin:


    Not only are my shoes criminals, they're moronic criminals.





    btw, I made this thread to satisfy my idle curiosity over how long a thread title could be. Nothing more, nothing less.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    .....................then getting out and tipping a cow?

    as for the cows, maybe you shouldnt upgrade to the latest version of windows
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    Where the grass is never greener on the otherside
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