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Bumber Stickers that should be made...

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Girls...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"


    Thats my favourite. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remotebleeper wrote:
    Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"


    Thats my favourite. :lol:

    Same here :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There should be one that says "Drive up my arse again an ill fuckin kill you" :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Foxxy_Cymru wrote:
    There should be one that says "Drive up my arse again an ill fuckin kill you" :yes:

    PMT?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

    I must buy that one. THe idea runs thru my head half a dozen times a day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remotebleeper wrote:
    PMT?

    Lol nope, just road rage :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:

    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."

    my favourites! :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "If you come any closer, I'll fart"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Girls...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
    :lol: i like this one :hyper:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    My other car is Christine.

    DANGER: Car powered by Nuclear Fission.

    Are you right behind my bumper? I am glad I got those landmines installed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    The proctologist called ...they found your head.
    If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
    Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

    These are my 3 fav's! :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.


    I could have used this one today. Some people seem to think that 30 signs don't exist.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The proctologist called ...they found your head.

    :lol:
    I love it!

    I got my grandad one saying... CAUTION: Driver is asleep!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "This car is insured by Smith and Weston"

    and

    “My wife said if I ever go fishing again she’d leave me… I’m sure gonna miss her”
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I read in a car magazine some chap in America had a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker... someone honked, he got out, blocked the road... slammed their bonnet in with a baseball bat and drove off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I read in a car magazine some chap in America had a "honk if you love Jesus" sticker... someone honked, he got out, blocked the road... slammed their bonnet in with a baseball bat and drove off.
    wouldn't supprise me at all :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Today I saw, "Trust god, not govnerment."
    and on the left side was "God is pro life"

    :lol: Dorks.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    my_name wrote:
    Today I saw, "Trust god, not govnerment."
    and on the left side was "God is pro life"

    :lol: Dorks.
    :thumb: :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Today I saw, "Trust god, not govnerment."
    and on the left side was "God is pro life"

    :lol: Dorks.
    so the question ya have to ask them is; "how do you know?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    theres a great one i've seen which says- don't steal, the goverment hates competion.

    there's this guy at camden lock that has a company called public grief junkie, and he sells t-shirts, hats, badges, mugs ect, all with funny slogans on and stuff. like goths are attention seekers, dolphins are gay sharks, he made the make coldplay history t-shirt before they decided to do it themselves.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    twisted_trinity wrote:
    don't steal, the goverment hates competion.

    LOL - funny and true...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like this on....

    If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you
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