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Looking for a cock :)

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :) hehe

    chuckleworthy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: .thats a good un!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    :lol: .thats a good un!

    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter
    at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
    blood-curdling screams.

    "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's just someone
    having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."

    The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
    conversation.

    Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.

    "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what's happening?"

    "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head
    drilled to fit the halo."

    "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."

    ''You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and
    sodomized."

    "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes
    for that!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Er... yep.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter
    at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
    blood-curdling screams.

    "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's just someone
    having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."

    The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
    conversation.

    Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams.

    "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what's happening?"

    "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "they are just having their head
    drilled to fit the halo."

    "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell."

    ''You can't go there," says St. Peter, "you'll be raped and
    sodomized."

    "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes
    for that!"
    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: funny ones
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: at the first one.
    stargalaxy wrote:
    So, nihilistic madman, (aka, the pub comedian) what's with all the mundane threads? Isn't it odd that anyone else who put up this many threads would be flamed to high heaven?

    lighten up!
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    Jamie LJamie L Posts: 129 The Mix Convert
    Husband and I both enjoyed those. teehee

    J
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mystifymysoul wrote:
    :lol: at the first one.



    lighten up!
    he can't........he spends too much time in the p&d room,it has dissolved his sense of humour.he only laughs at leftie jokes!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    he can't........he spends too much time in the p&d room,it has dissolved his sense of humour.he only laughs at leftie jokes!
    Aaargh!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Aaargh!!!

    oops,er...hello mate! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    oops,er...hello mate! :D
    Hello indeed, Mr Mac. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Hello indeed, Mr Mac. :p
    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    ;)
    Now, what was that about commies you were saying?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Now, what was that about commies you were saying?
    it wernt me sir........that other lad started it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    it wernt me sir........that other lad started it!
    These bloody communists... they come here, they talk about sharing money, they take our jobs, they seduce our women... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    These bloody communists... they come here, they talk about sharing money, they take our jobs, they seduce our women... :p

    ye see,what did i tell ya!...... :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL! Just what I was needing this morning.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mickey Mouse visits a divorce lawyer.

    The lawyers says "So let me get this straight, Mickey - you want to divorce Minnie on the grounds that she's insane?"

    Mickey says "No, I didn't say she was crazy - I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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