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Cock too big for wife's box?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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The things people put on ebay :yeees:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9503239627

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    teehee.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cant view because of stupid filters, someone explain it to me :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: made me laff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    Cant view because of stupid filters, someone explain it to me :D
    stop using college computers then
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have too, Im in college, and before you say it, I have no work to do, just handed my portfollio in and waiting for film studies :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    I want to know what Rich-E was searching for till this was found. On secnond thoughts I don't.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: funniest bit is the questions at the bottom, har har!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    I have too, Im in college, and before you say it, I have no work to do, just handed my portfollio in and waiting for film studies :p

    READ SOMETHING IN THE LIBRARY. Do that instead of 'Film Studies'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im not in film studies, I'm waiting for it and I'm also not in the libary as it sucks and no decent books, I want to be on the internet so I can
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do a real subject then ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    :lol:

    I want to know what Rich-E was searching for till this was found. On secnond thoughts I don't.
    Erm...errr...ok you got me :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:
    Do a real subject then ;)
    im doing a B tec in moving images, Film studies is just a boring add on but its the gap inbetween lessons, it is a REAL subject, I get to play with macs, and cameras and boom mics and stuff :p

    Back on topic,

    WHAT IS IT :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    WHAT IS IT :(
    3e_1.JPG
    Now use your imagination for the ebay listing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    after years of computer games and internet and TV my imagination has been warped :( I cannot guess
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Up for auction is my wife's box. I'm selling her box because my cock won't fit in her box. I wanted to try and put my cock in her box before we got married, but she would not allow it. Now I find out my cock doesn't fit in it, and as you can see in the picture if I shove my cock any further in I will tear her box, and she doesn't want that. So I am selling her box and looking for one that my cock will fit in. Thank you for looking. My cock is only pictured as reference and not included with her box. I have tried to get rid of her box several times, she gave her box to the neighbor twice, but he returned it. She tried giving it to the mailman, but he said he rather have my cock. We even tried to give it away by putting a flyer on the church bulletin board, but it was taken down for some reason. So I am at wit's end to try and get rid of this thing, please help! Shipping will be determind at end of auction, actual cost at most!

    There you go. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    after years of computer games and internet and TV my imagination has been warped :( I cannot guess

    the mans cock (male chicken) is too big for the his wifes (storage) box, as shown in the picture
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol.. ammused me..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Renzo wrote:
    Do a real subject then ;)

    :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    me thinks someone upset the big boss guy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote:
    :grump:

    :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've just spotted the amount of questions that auction now has. Haha.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Rich-E wrote:
    I've just spotted the amount of questions that auction now has. Haha.
    yeah, theyre the best bits by far :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ohh Mick sent this to me. You dirty bastards!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's because I sent it to him :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am shocked and appalled.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would have thought it was the sort of thing you'd expect from me! :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope. You've totally crushed my illusion!
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