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Driving test soon.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I have my driving test in a few weeks, I'm not to nervous as I don't usually get overly nervous, I am confident but not over confident, I have only had 5 lessons which covered the manouvers as I had good roaddriving skills before I even took lessons.

Anyway any tips? Any storys.

Also the 3 examiners are guys, and I heard they are all perverts, and are really strict on passing boys. So I hope he doesn't feck me over, because this driving thing is too expensive.

Regards.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyway any tips?

    Drive properly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anyway any tips?

    Mirror, signal, Manoeuver.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BritJames wrote:
    Mirror, signal, Manoeuvre.

    Unless you're cutting up beemers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Story:
    a good 4 1/2 years ago I took my test for the first time.
    Passed.

    And andy and jamie have good advice. :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Unless you're cutting up beemers.

    That should be in the depression and self harm thread, surely? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Unless you're cutting up beemers.
    Unless you're driving a beemer, surely?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kentish wrote:
    Unless you're driving a beemer, surely?

    Then you cut up anything and everything else ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you'll be fine. if you're not too nervous and are ready for it... :)

    quite often it's down to luck aswell as skill.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Preparation, preparation, preparation.

    As far as the actual test goes, it's a piece of piss, a monkey could do it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quite often it's down to luck aswell as skill.

    That explains so much :no:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Then you cut up anything and everything else ;)
    Beemers are win.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Beemers are win.
    Beemer drivers are lose.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Kentish wrote:
    Beemer drivers are lose.
    Some are. Others are gods.

    People who drive company beemers are probably the problem. Other ones are expensive and bought, so people care about their far overpriced car.

    But god, are they luxury.

    Although, the fact they make 4x4's annoys me now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the x5, in black is pretty sexy driven by the right man... wearing a black suit, possibly a blue shirt underneath and a straight tie, short black hair, maybe some gray on the sides... oh yes, strong face yet you know hes gentle
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cold shower eh?

    my test's early may but i dont have much hope that ima pass as i tend to forget to indicate/look where im going
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    my test's early may but i dont have much hope that ima pass as i tend to forget to indicate/look where im going

    And you were still put forward for your test??!?! :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cold shower eh?

    my test's early may but i dont have much hope that ima pass as i tend to forget to indicate/look where im going

    that's fine, 70% of road users don't seem to know how to indicate or look where they are going. :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When you think you have enough space while driving around a white van, give it some extra room just in case :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When you think you have enough space while driving around a white van, give it some extra room just in case :grump:

    That sounds like ther's a story behind it??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "As far as the actual test goes, it's a piece of piss, a monkey could do it." That explains why there are so many people that appear to drive like monkeys on the road then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sharry21 wrote:
    That sounds like ther's a story behind it??
    Yep, I've failed both times because of white vans. I still maintain that on both occasions I had enough room, sadly neither of the examiners agreed with me. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Luce wrote:
    "As far as the actual test goes, it's a piece of piss, a monkey could do it." That explains why there are so many people that appear to drive like monkeys on the road then.

    Absolutely.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, I've failed both times because of white vans. I still maintain that on both occasions I had enough room, sadly neither of the examiners agreed with me. :(

    That blows! I hope that doesn't heppen when I eventuallt get round to mine.
    Not a fan of white vans as it is!
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