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bastard fat ugly flies ;<

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
where do the bastards come from? I just went downstairs and there were about 6 of the horrible things flying round the light in there, and the window's closed!

good ol' deoderant + lighter got rid of the fuckers though

horrible things :grump:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nothing better than a fly massacre to get you ready for bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Flies often breed in and hatch from corpses.

    Look around the house. Is anyone you live with missing?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Replicant wrote:
    good ol' deoderant + lighter got rid of the fuckers though
    As well as potentially burnt your house down?? :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    As well as potentially burnt your house down?? :shocking:

    yeh, but it was worth it :p

    no dead bodies near by either... that I know of
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I hid a dead chap under your sofa.

    Sorry.

    And... doesn't the burning fly smell kinda... ruin the air?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Love it.

    Whoops I meant to quote Brave Dave.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I hid a dead chap under your sofa.

    Sorry.

    And... doesn't the burning fly smell kinda... ruin the air?

    smells more of burnt deoderant, not that my house (full of students) generally smells that nice :p


    I feel a bit sick now
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Last time I opened my computer, I found a dead fly.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Zalbor wrote:
    Last time I opened my computer, I found a dead fly.

    A fly once flew into my intake fan before it had a mesh over it.

    Nasty.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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