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Nominate post of the week...

**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

March 2006 in General Chat

Has anyone made you fall off your chair laughing this week?

Nominate their post here and don't forget to include the link to thread it came from. :thumb:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

Raz wrote:

"I'm wearing my condom +1, which gives me extra stamina and girth. Quick, roll the dice to see how many times I've to thrust my sword".

from here

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

Like someone blowing up a lovely balloon in my fanny only for it to pop and release a fucking amazing feeling.

1983 describing how an orgasm feels to her from here

Made me chuckle at the time.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

NinjaMaster wrote:

Like someone blowing up a lovely balloon in my fanny only for it to pop and release a fucking amazing feeling.

Was the one i was thinking of.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

This one by Brave Dave from the Orgasm thread.

In particular "they feel like I've just found a tenner on the floor and there's a Penny Chew sale on down the road" bit

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

NinjaMaster wrote:

Like someone blowing up a lovely balloon in my fanny only for it to pop and release a fucking amazing feeling.

1983 describing how an orgasm feels to her from here

Made me chuckle at the time.

Yeah I vote that one.

I was going to nominate that

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**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

March 2006

Any more for any more?

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

Ah thank you. I'm so loved.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

Not many nominations this week eh?

Either nothing happened or they all believe that 1983 said the funniest thing and isn't really worth nominating anything else cause it ain't got a chance.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

This one

voodoo ray wrote:

It would just be too freaky chatting with Blair on MSN.

"OMG, so GWB was like, we have 2 invd Iraq, and I says, wtf??? lol!!!!!"

from here

Actually did laugh out loud

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

Fiend_85 wrote:

This one

from here

Actually did laugh out loud

That's a good one. :yes: :thumb:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

March 2006

Damn, my jeopardy thing is too long and doesn't work without the formatting

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**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

March 2006

Right - end of nominations - I'll get these up for the vote

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