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i'm scared!
Bunnie
Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
in General Chat
for some reason for the last few days i have been quite scared in this house on my own. so i have 2 requests, 1) can you entertain me so i forget im scared or 2) just come and look after me?
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GRAAHHH! (stands on drawing pins)
ARHIIIIIIIIII! (slips on skateboard and falls downstairs)
RRRRAAHHHH! (puts hand on red hot door knob)
*CLUNK* ARRGH! (gets hit with paint can trying to climb back up stairs
2. Do you live in the Midlands?
3. Do you have big boobs?
4. Can you feed me lots of chocolate?
5. Do you have big boobs?
Answer 'YES' to at least three of the above questions, and I think we can come to some kind of bodyguard arrangement .
sounds like you'll need protection for the alterior minded bodyguard.
1. do you have chocolate?
oh, that's been covered and vom's not a favourite payment method of mine... bet you're fast asleep now anyway.
Depends on when chocolate stocks can be replenished. And how bad the weather is, I'm expecting snow quite soon .