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i keep sneezing

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Ok so maybe not worth its own thread - but hey the board is quiet!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I keep frowning :grump:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I kept sneezing at work, was pissing me off :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, in light of this fact it isnt necessarily a bad thing :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sugar wrote:
    Sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm, in light of this fact it isnt necessarily a bad thing :)
    Sadly that is a myth: science myths
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sugar wrote:
    Sneezing is an 8th of an orgasm

    So, if I sneezed on a woman 8 times I'd get her pregnant :eek:


    I'll never look at bogies the same way every again. Which will be difficult because, outside of the old squint at the finger method, there aren't many ways to look at the nose gold you've mined.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For the last few days it feels as though I have a booger in the upper front part of my right nostril. I keep blowing my nose and I dont think there is an actual booger there, just feels like it and its quite annoying. Makes my nose itch then I sneeze.

    And if sneezing were actually an orgasm I'd hope to never have an orgasm. Its not pleasurable :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Raz wrote:
    So, if I sneezed on a woman 8 times I'd get her pregnant :eek:
    Not on her... in her. :yuck:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I like sneezing, it does make me go slightly light headed for some utterly bizarre reason.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I keep procrastinating. It sucks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I keep getting the munchies!

    So far two cereal bars, an apple, a packet of doritos and some cheese.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A good piss is half an orgasm sometimes.

    I remember seeing some program where a girl sneezed for years. Constantly sneezing then she just stopped. Weird.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    I remember seeing some program where a girl sneezed for years. Constantly sneezing then she just stopped. Weird.
    Yeah i remember that too, that must really suck but i bet it felt great/wierd when she finally stopped.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    I keep procrastinating. It sucks.


    Gah, me too. I'm meant to be cleaning up my room since I slept off my hangover all day.

    I've cleaned out my TV Unit, which is the dustiest mofo this side of Glasvegas.

    It's SNOWING! I keep checking to see how heavy it is and how much is laying. Hee hee.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    :(
    Ok so maybe not worth its own thread - but hey the board is quiet!

    im surprised im the first one to say this in this thread

    but bless you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Sadly that is a myth: science myths

    yer, crappily. i sneeze about 10 times in a row almost every day, and it'd be awesome if i orgasmed every time.

    sigh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    bless you
    Thank you :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The end of my nose is really itchy :chin:
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