Home› Sex & Relationships
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options

Alan Sex

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Isn't it the best?

qoy2q8.jpg

Comments

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If I could give him my heart, I would. Sex beast. <3
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    \
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scarlettleeds wrote:
    what do you think about the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre?

    :heart:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That was some classic intercourse.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol:

    love Alan !!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im the only one who doesnt know what everyone is going on about :(

    who's alan sex?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that is premiere league
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sugar wrote:
    im the only one who doesnt know what everyone is going on about :(

    who's alan sex?

    Nope I'm lost too, I keep reanding the title as anal sex. I have a drity mind.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Michael, Michael, tell me about the ladyboys.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    \
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    Isn't it the best?

    qoy2q8.jpg

    brilliant!

    smell my cheese you mother
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Back of the net!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not driving a mini metro.
    Actually it's a rover metro
    they've re-badged it you fool!

    (yes, i have nothing better to do at 6am than quote alan, but then that's all i do in the day too)

    You've never had a cup of beans?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm so lost. Anyone?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Love:TheRedOfTheRose wrote:
    I'm so lost. Anyone?
    Quoting from alan partridge - koala-tea tv programming!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dan! Dan! Dan! Daaaaaan!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crazy man! :shocking:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    Quoting from alan partridge - koala-tea tv programming!

    thanx, oh such fun,
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll come back 20 years old and built like a brick sh*thouse- then you'll kiss me!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahahaha.

    Best thread EVAR. :)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    :confused:

    You thought it was an anal sex thread and now you're disappointed, aren't you? Perv. :razz:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    You thought it was an anal sex thread and now you're disappointed, aren't you? Perv. :razz:
    Disappointed? More like relieved.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, i must be a perve, cos i was reading it as anal sex aswell. Never watched any alan sutff,but i really want to now! he sounds piss funny
Sign In or Register to comment.