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the Hoff - restrained!!!

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
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youd better believe it!

I think the only one capable of possibly restraining the hoffmeister has got to be the norris tbh. They should have just sent him round.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Hoff... what's the big deal? He's a nobody.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Hoff? Nobody? NOBODY? Of course he isn't, he's The fucking Hoff! :cool: :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    I think the only one capable of possibly restraining the hoffmeister has got to be the norris tbh. They should have just sent him round.
    You better believe it :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cazzoo wrote:
    he's The fucking Hoff! :cool: :D

    You got it right - a nobody. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    You got it right - a nobody. :p
    fuck off!..bastard!......who the fuck are you??...ay? i'll send the norris round t'ya!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    fuck off!..bastard!......who the fuck are you??...ay? i'll send the norris round t'ya!

    :p. Who is Chuck Norris? Is he made-up? Oh, I really should read some magazines or something like that.

    And why is the Hoff so famous anyway? I know he's a singer... or?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    :p. Who is Chuck Norris? Is he made-up? Oh, I really should read some magazines or something like that.

    And why is the Hoff so famous anyway? I know he's a singer... or?

    Sigh.




    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    :p. Who is Chuck Norris? Is he made-up? Oh, I really should read some magazines or something like that.

    And why is the Hoff so famous anyway? I know he's a singer... or?
    Knightrider...baywatch? Ring a bell?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    youd better believe it!

    I think the only one capable of possibly restraining the hoffmeister has got to be the norris tbh. They should have just sent him round.
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hoff overload!!!!

    P.S. Do a bit of monster, pleeeeeease?? :) < My winning smile.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Normal threads will resume shortly...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Knightrider...baywatch? Ring a bell?

    Baywatch... yes, I forgot he was starring that.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    youd better believe it!

    I think the only one capable of possibly restraining the hoffmeister has got to be the norris tbh. They should have just sent him round.

    Shoulda sent Springsteen around. Do never test Bruce.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yes: :D :thumb:
    Cain wrote:
    Shoulda sent Springsteen around. Do never test Bruce.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The pair, who have two children together, have reportedly been ordered to keep apart, and granted custody of one child each.

    That's sad :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    :p. Who is Chuck Norris? Is he made-up? Oh, I really should read some magazines or something like that.

    And why is the Hoff so famous anyway? I know he's a singer... or?

    Chuck Norris is the shoe shine boy.
    I think B A could take the Hoff, especially if he teamed up with Hogan.

    Although the Hoff is our Saviour!!!! :flirt: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    treesprite wrote:
    Chuck Norris is the shoe shine boy.
    Pfft. Chuck doesn't take too kindly to dissin'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck enough with this hoff shit already...he's a fuckin gay wanker and anyone who posts anymore threads about him is a gay/dyke who needs a good kicking to the teeth.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Drop it like it's Hoff!

    Hoff heaven!

    Might have been done before..

    Look! he can fly too!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4788500.stm

    looks like hes been roundhouse kicking his wife or something.
    I bet the Norris does better domestic violence though!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    I bet the Norris does better domestic violence though!!


    He does put the hurt on Conan O'Brien though :lol:

    Clicky clicky


    Best. Video. EVER




    ETA: Fixed the links to go straight to the vids. There's p0rn on the original site :eek:
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