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Just in case any 24 fans are unaware, although the new series starts on the 12th, there is a 10 minute prequel being shown on sky one at 9 o' clock on Sunday.

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24 Things You Should Know About Jack Bauer

1. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in 4 days, what have you done today?
2. Instead of tickling Elmo, Jack Bauer shot him.
3. If God was one of us, he’d be Jack Bauer.
4. When a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, Jack Bauer hears it.
5. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
6. If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
7. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
8. Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
9. Jack Bauer can break eleven fingers at once, good thing you only have ten.
10. Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
11. The chief export of Jack Bauer is pain.
12. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
13. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
14. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
15. If Jack Bauer says "I want to talk to you”…well amigo, you’re *beep*
16. Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
17. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
18. Jack Bauer's favorite color is red alert.
19. Oxygen requires Jack Bauer to survive.
20. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
21. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
22. The law is not above Jack Bauer. Not even the Laws of Physics.
23. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
24. Jack Bauer can watch all 4 seasons of 24 in 24 hours.