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ok...i am going to lose the stay-awake-athon

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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by going to bed soon...not that im tired..just the board is moving rather slow and i am bored..might sit up in bed and watch a film:p :D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    by going to bed soon...not that im tired..just the board is moving rather slow and i am bored..might sit up in bed and watch a film:p :D
    Good night. Have some dirty dreams, they are the best :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has it even begun yet? Hopefully in the next few hours some drunk people will come in and I'll have a wee laugh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i went home from work early cause it was dead, and id been clocked in all day
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ive been in bed for hours but im still not tired. Just chilling and listening to music, but i am bored.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok i was going to go 10 minutes ago...that worked out well eh lol.
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Good night. Have some dirty dreams, they are the best :yes:
    You seem to be rather horny tonight...or am i just imagining things?
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    She probably is :p

    Meh. PLAY ONLINE GAEMS. Its always the best to stay awake.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    ok i was going to go 10 minutes ago...that worked out well eh lol.


    You seem to be rather horny tonight...or am i just imagining things?
    I'm always horny. I've not been poked since September you see ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I'm always horny. I've not been poked since September you see ;)
    ???
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I'm always horny. I've not been poked since September you see ;)
    :lol:
    Omg, you must feel such a craving :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i see i am a member of the stay up late club :chin:

    shall be off to bed soon though :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    ???
    Vibrators just remind me of electric toothbrushes to be honest.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Vibrators just remind me of electric toothbrushes to be honest.
    Well i wouldnt recomment brushing your teeth with a rampant rabbit...not unless you want dentures at a young age :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok..i really am going to bed now..night all :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did used to own this by doc Johnson sex toys though. Mate bought it for me for secret santa. It got knicked though when my parents hourse got burgled.

    Think I'm off to be now too :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I'm always horny. I've not been poked since September you see ;)

    I've not fucked owt since fucking August or whenever. Christ.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crocidolite wrote:
    I've not fucked owt since fucking August or whenever. Christ.
    :lol: Oh well. At least it's easy for men to wank. I never get anywhere if I masturbate. :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I pulled an all nighter. Not by choice though... :(
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I did used to own this by doc Johnson sex toys though. Mate bought it for me for secret santa. It got knicked though when my parents hourse got burgled.

    Think I'm off to be now too :wave:
    oh my god!! someone stole it?! you have weird burgulars in your area :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    oh my god!! someone stole it?! you have weird burgulars in your area :nervous:
    :yes: They found the packaging in our back garden and my mother was there with the scene of crime police officier. The actual dildo was never recovered :( We claimed for it on the insurance though (my mother had to make a description of it for the insurance company over the phone and the woman at the other end of the phone didn't understand what a dildo was so she had to explain). Got £54 for it :thumb:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Randomgirl wrote:
    :yes: They found the packaging in our back garden and my mother was there with the scene of crime police officier. The actual dildo was never recovered :( We claimed for it on the insurance though (my mother had to make a description of it for the insurance company over the phone and the woman at the other end of the phone didn't understand what a dildo was so she had to explain). Got £54 for it :thumb:
    :lol: what did the policeman say about the packaging? i can just imagine your mum on the phone, "..well its a jelly sort of cock thing..no its not exactly an ornament, more of a toy..not quite in the same category as play do, no, for those a few years older.."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    :lol: what did the policeman say about the packaging? i can just imagine your mum on the phone, "..well its a jelly sort of cock thing..no its not exactly an ornament, more of a toy..not quite in the same category as play do, no, for those a few years older.."
    I wasn't there at the time so I don't know. But they got quite excited by it as evidence as stolen cameras, cash, phones, jewellery are really common but 13 inch dildos are rare so if they had found it they could be surer that it was mine.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Randomgirl wrote:
    I wasn't there at the time so I don't know. But they got quite excited by it as evidence as stolen cameras, cash, phones, jewellery are really common but 13 inch dildos are rare so if they had found it they could be surer that it was mine.
    cant imagine that you really wanted it back though!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    cant imagine that you really wanted it back though!
    Tbh, it was unused anyway. It was just a joke gift from a mate and it was pretty funny. The budget for our secret santa was £10 so for him to buy me that was rediculous! But whilst we'd pissed around with it and had a laugh with it I's still prefer the cash. After at the thing had a girth so large that only one guy I know with a really big gob could get it in his mouth and that was only the first few inches.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    After at the thing had a girth so large that only one guy I know with a really big gob could get it in his mouth and that was only the first few inches.
    That would make a really good photo for blackmailing :lol:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    icey wrote:
    That would make a really good photo for blackmailing :lol:
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crocidolite wrote:
    I've not fucked owt since fucking August or whenever. Christ.


    ahh, but have you been fucked *BY* anything since then?
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