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Nominate post of the week

**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

February 2006 in General Chat

Hi ya :wave:

Right time to nominate post of the week - Randomgirl suggested the one below - and Jim V put it forward too. I'm well aware that there has been some crackers this week so I'm dying to see what you guys put forward. If you don't suggest anything for tomorrow's poll then we will go with this one - so here's your chance to have your say

Moonrat's post in this thread
http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=94133

"Yeah I saw ya!

I was on TV once, I grated a carrot."

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

This one:

Mono-colour IKB92 blue rectangle by Yves Klein sells in auction for £960,000:

A Sheet of Canvas: £5
A Tester/small tin of Blue Paint: £1.99
A paint brush: £1.99
Watching some twat pay £1,000,000 for a blue rectangle: Priceless
(By Hellfire)

Or this one by Mr Roll because it’s like so the dogs bollocks:

i met a young italian guy back in the eighties ...hansome ...seriously loaded ...parents were paying for his seriously expensive rehab for heroin addiction.
in a group therapy session he burst into tears and admitted shagging cindy dolls!
my first thought was ...just how small can a guys dick be!

I’ve never made any nominations before and now I’ve made three in one week! :eek2:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

kaffrin wrote:

Totally M&S.

"this is not just a cabbage..'''

ARRRRGGGGGHHH. it IS just a cabbage you annoyingly-voiced mad woman.

http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=94111

I had another one, but I can't remember it now... It'll come to me, don't you worry.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

Given the post topics of the past week, it has to have one with both stars...

I can appreciate the coolness of the Norris, but im not sure anyone can really replace the Hoff in my heart.
http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=94285

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

-[MoonRat]- wrote:

I got a letter today from Royal mail saying I have eight bags of cards in the office to pick up...

So yeah, an uneventful year.

That was it!
http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=94417

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Bunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster

February 2006

wooooooooah wrote:

A quick search tells me that 'hoff' has been mentioned in 129 posts, 'edmonds' only 36 times...oh and 'norris' has 70.

There is no contest IMO...can't see noel wearing red swimming trunks...maybe if I did I'd be convinced otherwise?

In starglaxys thread "the issue of the moment"
http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=94486

and i liked Hellfire's about the painting, but randomgirl has already posted that :rolleyes: should be more on the ball!

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

Kermit's post here http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1566232&postcount=8
"Whoops, sher slipped and fell on my cock, so I pounded away at her for 40 minutes. Don't think so, poppet."
I thought that was quite genius.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

This little gem from Renzo;

"She told me she didnt like Valentines day so not to bother with anything.
She turned round today and said she lied. Why does EVERYTHING have to be so damn complicated?! Whats witht he fecking mind games girls. "

From damn womens mind games thread
http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=94443

:thumb:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

There are so many good'uns to choose from this week... some weeks there are hardly any that are fit for purpose.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

lea_uk wrote:

Kermit's post here http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1566232&postcount=8
"Whoops, sher slipped and fell on my cock, so I pounded away at her for 40 minutes. Don't think so, poppet."
I thought that was quite genius.

I also think this one :yes:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

So hard to decide either:

kaffrin wrote:

Totally M&S.

"this is not just a cabbage..'''

ARRRRGGGGGHHH. it IS just a cabbage you annoyingly-voiced mad woman.

http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showthread.php?t=94111

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lea_uk wrote:

Kermit's post here http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/sho...232&postcount=8
"Whoops, sher slipped and fell on my cock, so I pounded away at her for 40 minutes. Don't think so, poppet."

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

Oh god, another lame sex one :rolleyes:
I change mine and am going for bunny's nomination for wooooooooah

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

lea_uk wrote:

Kermit's post here http://vbulletin.thesite.org.uk/showpost.php?p=1566232&postcount=8
"Whoops, sher slipped and fell on my cock, so I pounded away at her for 40 minutes. Don't think so, poppet."
I thought that was quite genius.

Yeah seconded actually. I loved that one.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

wooooooooah wrote:

Am I the only one who sees a possible sinister hidden meaning for a "visit to the chocolate factory"...? :chin:

From the What are you doing for valentines day thread.... Oh I laughed.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

**Helen** wrote:

Moonrat's post in this thread
http://vbulletin.thesite.org/showthread.php?t=94133

"Yeah I saw ya!

I was on TV once, I grated a carrot."

i like this one :yes:

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

nicx1811 wrote:

From the What are you doing for valentines day thread.... Oh I laughed.

:yes: tbh.

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Former Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

February 2006

"Yeah I saw ya!

I was on TV once, I grated a carrot."

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**helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster

February 2006

:yippe: for lots of cool nominations.

Gonna close this now - as the poll is coming soon

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