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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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do you wipe your arse?
me ...twice before ten am ...once before bed ...like clockwork.

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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    As many times as it takes to get it clean. Though it takes too many usually, maybe I'm doing something wrong... :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    do you wipe your arse?
    me ...twice before ten am ...once before bed ...like clockwork.

    you are teh bollocks mr roll
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    As many times as it takes to get it clean.
    :yes: same
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I have a nightly shit, almost ceremionially between 8-11pm.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    do you wipe your arse?
    me ...twice before ten am ...once before bed ...like clockwork.

    I don't wipe, I get my dog to lick it clean for me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    I don't wipe, I get my dog to lick it clean for me.
    :lol:
    you french people!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    :lol:
    you french people!

    Well we are know for liking good things ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    I don't wipe, I get my dog to lick it clean for me.

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont wipe. I get nihilistic madman to lick it clean for me/

    :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    i dont wipe. I get nihilistic madman to lick it clean for me/

    :lol::lol:


    PMSL! :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your-babe wrote:
    English?
    piss myself laughing. I thought that WAS english.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive had loads of poos today compared to normal!!

    think its the mouthwash...dont think i shook it properly :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    i dont wipe. I get nihilistic madman to lick it clean for me/

    :lol::lol:

    Well as I said french are known for liking good things. :lol:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littleoleme wrote:
    ive had loads of poos today compared to normal!!

    think its the mouthwash...dont think i shook it properly :chin:

    But you're not meant to swallow mouthwash, are you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dont be silly. Girls dont poo :yeees:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Rachael wrote:
    Dont be silly. Girls dont poo :yeees:

    I heard girls have cooties!

    Erm, I wipe it until it's clean. However many trys it takes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Dont be silly. Girls dont poo :yeees:
    i bet your dead posh you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    I don't go to the toilet thank you! I have it beamed out by aliens from the future, they use it as rocket fuel and in turn I get paid 7 guineas per kilo.

    Nice :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    I don't go to the toilet thank you! I have it beamed out by aliens from the future, they use it as rocket fuel and in turn I get paid 7 guineas per kilo.
    you know J, that doesnt surprise me. :lol:
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