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what happens to the virgins?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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so i kill a bus load of evil westerners ...my reward is 72 virgins in heaven,
once they have been used ...what does allah do with the poor wretches?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    so i kill a bus load of evil westerners ...my reward is 72 virgins in heaven,
    once they have been used ...what does allah do with the poor wretches?

    lol, good question
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If only Dave777 was still here he could let us know...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    so i kill a bus load of evil westerners ...my reward is 72 virgins in heaven,
    once they have been used ...what does allah do with the poor wretches?
    well the washing up for start!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    so i kill a bus load of evil westerners ...my reward is 72 virgins in heaven,
    once they have been used ...what does allah do with the poor wretches?

    And which mystical being worked out that 72 was just the right number of virgins to be a heavenly experience? Tbh I'd be kinda knackered after maybe 2 or 3...I guess these suicide bombers have a lot of stamina?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont get it? :blush: sorry
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littleoleme wrote:
    i dont get it? :blush: sorry

    It's what the 'martyrs' are promised they'll get after they die.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think he just uses the same 72 girls all the time and pretends to the bombers that they're virgins.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    I think he just uses the same 72 girls all the time and pretends to the bombers that they're virgins.

    Hope they get paid well then
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And isn't having sex with a virgin like probably the worst sex you'll ever have?
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    i think its something to do with being tight, and it being a greater sensatin for the bloke.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    i think its something to do with being tight, and it being a greater sensatin for the bloke.

    id honestly have someone who isnt as tight but knows how i tick
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    i think its something to do with being tight, and it being a greater sensatin for the bloke.
    But (almost all my female friend's have agreed with this) the first time you only last like hardly any time at all before it gets too painful for her that you have to stop. I don't know any girl who had an orgasm their first time having sex nor any guy who has cum having sex with a virgin girl.

    Actually some guys must cum otherwise you'd hardly ever hear of girl's getting preganant their first time. But hey.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    i think its something to do with being tight, and it being a greater sensatin for the bloke.
    He could just promise them bum-sex if its just the tightness/ sensation issue.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so suicide bombers are really pervs wanting a load of virgin pussy! probably because they can't get them in real life.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    id honestly have someone who isnt as tight but knows how i tick

    Meh I don't see the fascination either. Feels good either way.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's the uncharted territory thing.

    I presume they get stoned to death for having sex outside of wedlock.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Randomgirl wrote:
    But (almost all my female friend's have agreed with this) the first time you only last like hardly any time at all before it gets too painful for her that you have to stop. I don't know any girl who had an orgasm their first time having sex nor any guy who has cum having sex with a virgin girl.

    Actually some guys must cum otherwise you'd hardly ever hear of girl's getting preganant their first time. But hey.
    well sorry, but ive not had all that much experience of taking girls' virginities...just was never one of my hobbies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    well sorry, but ive not had all that much experience of taking girls' virginities...just was never one of my hobbies.
    :lol:

    I don't know why but it's just I've had the conversation with lots of friends about it and they all say it was like the worst sex of their lives.
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