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Taser

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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My dad just emailed this to me, I found it funny, I'm bored so I thought I'd share.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The cat was right all the way through.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I tasered myself with a home made one. Its cunting hurtish, luckilky, just a one AA battery camera flash taser I made. Burnt me though. ;( It hurt, even mains electric doesn't hurt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I tasered myself with a home made one. Its cunting hurtish, luckilky, just a one AA battery camera flash taser I made. Burnt me though. ;( It hurt, even mains electric doesn't hurt.

    lol you nutter
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Ouch...
    What I found most funny about the text was the cat probably thinking "Do it again!" :lol:
    Normally I'd say something about the stupidity of people, but this sounds like something I could have done... :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I tasered myself with a home made one. Its cunting hurtish, luckilky, just a one AA battery camera flash taser I made. Burnt me though. ;( It hurt, even mains electric doesn't hurt.

    Yeah my friend took apart one a disposable camera and charged the flash and rubbed it against my arm, hurted really bad and i like threw my shoes at him ;<
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    noog wrote:
    Yeah my friend took apart one a disposable camera and charged the flash and rubbed it against my arm, hurted really bad and i like threw my shoes at him ;<
    Ouch. I'd throw more than my shoes at a mate if he did that to me! All in jest...of course...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    noog wrote:
    Yeah my friend took apart one a disposable camera and charged the flash and rubbed it against my arm, hurted really bad and i like threw my shoes at him ;<

    Cunt, burn ya?

    I'd just snatch it and do him back :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    should this be in sex?
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Randomgirl wrote:
    should this be in sex?
    :lol:
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