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Top 5 worst films

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
Top 5 worst movies you have seen or heard about but not even bothered to watch recently (else theres too many)

all harry potters
the lion the witch and such
cinderella story
fantastic 4
kill bill
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Broken flower
    Kill Bill
    Tales of a vampire
    The Pledge
    Doom
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Starwars I, II and III. Especially III!
    Lord of The Rings x all of them
    Harry Potter x all of them :mad:
    All the god awful films my mate tried to drag me to and I blatantly told her to go fuck herself :p
    That film with that guy that I can't remember the name of that I wasted £4 and 2 hours of my life on.

    Yea, I'm not good with films names that I don't like...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sleepless in Seattle
    Sweet Home Alabama
    I Know What You Did Last Summer

    err there must be tons moore.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scream 3
    I Still know what you did last summer
    American pie: The wedding
    T3: Terminator 3 rise of the machines
    Jason X
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    According to www.imdb.com the worst 5 movies are:

    1.Anus Magillicutty
    2.From Justin to Kelly
    3.Troll 2
    4.Going Overboard
    5.Santa with Muscles
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^^ I"ve not heard of any of those. They sound like porn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Neither have I but apparently "Going Overboard" was Adam Sandlers first ever feature movie and it's suppossed to be woeful!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The worst film I have ever seen is Moulin Rouge. Nothing else has ever come close.

    But I may as well give honourable mentions to Pretty Woman, Vanilla Sky, Pearl Harbour and The Royal Tenenbaums.

    I'd like to predict 'The Lovely Bones' for 2007's worst film. :(:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mine is probly........another teen movie i cudnt belive it when i saw it oh and two weeks notice
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    - The machinist (ANOTHER schizo film)
    - The perfect husband
    - King Kong
    - The trench (think it was called that)
    - Hulk
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    swept away - madonna was bloody awful!!
    jacobs ladder
    field of dreams
    brain dead
    errr... there are tons but theyve all gone from my head!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Anything with Adam Sandler or Jennifer Anniston in.
    The Hulk
    All Psycho style films (cept American Pyscho)
    Star Wars Episode 2 (I liked the others though)
    Films glorifying being a stoned loser -> Dude wheres my Bob and Car bob and Jay strike back ect

    ~The worst film ever ever made is..... *drunmroll*... Pearl Harbour, the film with multiple personalities. If films could think this is what it would happen:
    grrrr Im a butch action film.
    Oh wait no, I'm a soppy war romance.
    No action!
    No Romance!
    I'll never give in to your romantic notions - I'll make sure that the it has the worst casting ever, so the audience walks out after 20 minutes.
    And I'll never allow you to make a action film, I'll make sure the dirrection is so bad you can't understand what is going on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lost in translation is way down on my list.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'll say for the worst five:

    godfather part 2 (i found this soo boring)
    bullet proof monk (this might alright but i managed to fall asleep half way through it...twice!)
    the matrix part 2
    the matrix part 3 (both of these ruined what was an excellent concept and should have been left at one film)
    erm...im quite a big film lover...cant think of a fifth!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I definitely agree with you, icey. Matrix 2 and 3 were so awful. Although I had a real laugh when the 'hardcore fans' were sprouting all this bullshit about how deep it was and analysing it to death because it was so freakin' amazing concept and all. It still makes me laugh my ass off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not another teen movie, is a brilliant film! so funny!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooh Pulp fiction- just WHYYYYYYYYYY

    28 Grams- please I'd rather poke my eyes out with red hot pokers and then eat them like a toasted marshmallow!

    The Wizard of Oz Two

    Agree with the Moulin Rouge- it's one of the only films I've not been able to watch all the way through

    I want to think about the last one- will come back with an Edit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote:
    oooh Pulp fiction- just WHYYYYYYYYYY


    :eek: Pulp fiction is one of the best films ever made its a classic!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I have to disagree with you there as I think Pulp Fiction is one of the five worst films I've ever had the misspleasure to watch! But, if you look at my top five- we probably have opposite taste in films...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    icey wrote:
    :eek: Pulp fiction is one of the best films ever made its a classic!
    Agreed. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jaloux wrote:
    I definitely agree with you, icey. Matrix 2 and 3 were so awful. Although I had a real laugh when the 'hardcore fans' were sprouting all this bullshit about how deep it was and analysing it to death because it was so freakin' amazing concept and all. It still makes me laugh my ass off.
    I love Matrix geeks! They've obviously never seen a real adult film ( :grump: not that kind you dirty-minded bastards. actually probably that kind too.). Especially the ones that spend all summer in their long leather coats and sunglasses. :lol:

    It's quite hard to pick your five worst, cause there's so many forgettable films, but few that actually imprint in your mind as so bad you'd rather dip your testicles in acid than watch them again, but here's my five:

    Matrix 2 (although haven't seen the third one, I can't imagine it rescuing this piece of shit)

    Weekend (interestingly Jean Luc Godard has a film in both my top and bottom five films)

    Perfect (with John Travolta - was the basis for the 'Call on Me' video by Eric Pridz, but don't let that fool you, it's groin-thrustingly bad)

    Austin Powers 3 (the first was brilliant, the second was okay, but this didn't have a single joke that wasn't ripped straight out of the first two, and they didn't even take the best jokes)

    Grease 2 (a lot of sequels interestingly. Do I really have to explain this one?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I watched an excellent bad movie recently 'Attack of the Giant Leeches' - proper 1950's nuclear accident type monsters.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the new version of the manchurian candidate was shite
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I loved Kill Bill! And what was wrong with the machinist? I thought it was quite a deep film actually

    The worst film I ever saw was this one about this girl who had sex with her cousin, then had an abortion, found out she could not have kids so ran away. She hitchhiked with this guy, they had sex, he left her stranded, so she went to stay with something like the sunnyface family. Which adopted orphaned kids. Then realised that the guy she shagged on the motorway was a helper there. They then went to kill the abortion doctor that messed up her abortion. Then they got caught by the police and she went home to her mum. The wierdest thing was that in every couple of scenes, the girl changed. It just made no sense and the acting was shite.

    I just looked and I think it was called palindromes...absolute shite
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