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Im on TV tonight.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
:naughty:

Worlds biggest pennis, 11.10 pm channel 4. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    would that be Dennis Pennis
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hannameister wrote:
    I'm on telly tonight

    I thought Crimewatch was on Tuesday night :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worlds biggest dick?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hannameister wrote:
    Worlds biggest pennis, 11.10 pm channel 4. :rolleyes:


    Ooooooh. Your on THIS program. I actually heard the guy with the biggest dick is gay so I'm guessing your his lover and your describing how you like a stretched starfish?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    Ooooooh. Your on THIS program. I actually heard the guy with the biggest dick is gay so I'm guessing your his lover and your describing how you like a stretched starfish?

    Hehe... Funny... :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Either that or you are the world's biggest penis rather than just the proud owner of it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this thread was always just going to get plently of banter, so i wont add to it an humilate you more, even though i could
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My genitals are so mammoth in size, that if inches were words, my member could fill every page of one of Ayn Rand's epic Objectivist tomes!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was spare of the moment saw the add and the idea sprung into my head, Lol.

    I feel asleep throughout the show but it would be uncomfortable to have something that big in your trousers, though you could coupld do a good helicpter trick with it, but you might take off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NinjaMaster wrote:
    Ooooooh. Your on THIS program. I actually heard the guy with the biggest dick is gay so I'm guessing your his lover and your describing how you like a stretched starfish?


    Yes that would be about rite. :p
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