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Gnostic lentils for dinner anyone?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Today I have been reading some stuff for university and have learnt that the Gnostics ate semen and menstruum ("semen maris et menstruum feminae") mixed with lentils whilsts saying "We believe in Esau and Jacob". Yum.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I just got back from lunch not 5 minutes ago :( :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ewwwwwwww, cheers iv just eaten :yuck: thats making my maccies bacon quater pounder go onto spin cycle. second thort maybe its just the shit they put in it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mel-H wrote:
    ewwwwwwww, cheers iv just eaten :yuck: thats making my maccies bacon quater pounder go onto spin cycle. second thort maybe its just the shit they put in it

    Considering its McDonalds, its probably doing that on its own ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yuck:

    They obviously knew how to throw a big feast.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    my_name wrote:
    Considering its McDonalds, its probably doing that on its own ;)
    Yup, lol.

    Mmm. Semen and Menstrual Lentils. Must try them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Yup, lol.

    Mmm. Semen and Menstrual Lentils. Must try them.
    brings a whole new meaning to red lentils :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually feel quite ill now!
    Don't some cultures eat the fresh placenta or something?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I learned what a placenta was the other day while watching law and order... as if bith wasn't goopy, messy and discusting enough. Vile.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    :yum:
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lentils are a bit boring on their own.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bad seed wrote:
    Lentils are a bit boring on their own.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I kinda know a gnostic... will ask him.
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