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I wonder ...
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
what Rolly's custom title will be when he gets to 30,000 posts!
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Maybe Mr JimV will think of something special just for Rolly
Uber-extreme-ultimate-no-life poster?
Ideas here folks!
:yes:
seriously ...i like the place.
it is the only place i use for talking utter bollox.
bet some of you use lots of places and do that chat thingy stuff ...how many posts would you have on the internet as a whole i wonder?
this is my whole internet count.
and i'm getting here less and less ...slowly fading away into the real world of ...work!
i'm going to stop one post short of thirty thousand.
Or get a mod to post with your account!
Just kiddin Rolly.
The smily for this is or , take your pick!
be banned before the end of the week though.
i've gone in gentle but ...the place seems to be full of dead people ...
thanx skive ...i never realised how tough it was out there ...
how long have i been complaining about silly posts aye?
no one ever listens.
wheres my cheese butty gone ...
a fucking wrist band!!
i'm expecting a gold watch.
to go with my bus pass.
do you realise the good i have done in here?
i've saved people money for starters.
in the drugs forum.
people saying they were snorting brown heroin to come down off other drugs.
you can't fucking snort brown heroin ...it aint water soluble!
you just get a nose full of mud i tells these people.
result?
they now don't bother with the mud ...meaning they have more money to spend on getting shit faced.
Thats why you are a legend Mr Roll
Though i think you are expecting a bit much wanting a Gold Watch
you people have no idea how much i sweat worrying all day ...'have i finaly ran out of bullshit'?
'what bollox can i tell 'em all tonight'?
then i sit down ...fall into a trance and connect with my digital alter ego ...and discover ...i'll never run out of crap!
it's very difficult being a legend you know.
i wanna fucking watch ...