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random news item that made me laugh

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Was revising for a conservation biology exam this morning and came accross this.......

"It seems these drunken idiots broke into the ice cream kiosks and then wondered whether lions eat ice cream" :lol:


Lions made to eat ice cream

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He said: "Police were called when a member of the public saw three men pushing a wheelbarrow at 0355 BST.

    Thought that was the best bit, lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice one... :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww wook at the cute wittle wion :heart:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rofl, i could imagine a few people i know doing something like that
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    :lol: silly boys!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Awww wook at the cute wittle wion :heart:
    You just want to call it Simba and cuddle it in bed with you, or use it as a pillow :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You just want to call it Simba and cuddle it in bed with you, or use it as a pillow :razz:

    :heart: I read an article of wild animals in pets, some people in the suburbs of vegas have a lion. Ed says I can't have one. Its against the sub divisions rules to have outside pets but I said I'd keep it inside :( Oh to have a real simba :thumb: :shocking: :chin: :yippe: :love: :hyper: :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where would you keep it inside? I bet lion cubs are so cute, if a bit sharp at times!
    That's so many smilies for Simba, I bet he is really flattered!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol he actually fed it a lion bar. cannablism or what!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But if the lion bar wanted to be eaten, is it actually cannibalism? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But if the lion bar wanted to be eaten, is it actually cannibalism? :p
    :lol: lmao :lol:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    "If he had gone one step further and climbed in with the lions he would not have come out again."

    Shame... if only. :p

    That guy, must have been REALLY drunk, and/or stupid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Keepers found melted Cornettos pushed through the mesh

    :lol: At least he had good taste
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    That was funny. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once fed a turtle in a pond of AK an ice cream stick of spone bob, how come i'm not as cool as these people :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my dog used to eat red ice blocks she didn't like the lemonade ones lol
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