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Blonde Joke

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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This blonde joke is the funniest ever :lol:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that is very good :)

    clever too :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I went thru that for about a minute and I'm not blonde :crying: I was actually getting mad thinking, why the hell didn't he just post the damn joke.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    lol! That's a good one.

    I'm trying to see how far it goes...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a joke ...

    The Bathtub test

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized."Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: that made me giggle
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    lol!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Zalbor wrote:
    lol! That's a good one.

    I'm trying to see how far it goes...
    Hm, from a point onwards it loops.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It stopped when I tried it, it wouldn't let me past the bit with the million dollar homepage bit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    lol! That's a good one.

    I'm trying to see how far it goes...

    Ouch, and I thought my day was boring ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But we're in nighttime so it's ok to be bored!
    What time is it over there anyway? I can't work it out because you always seem to be posting at the same time as me anyway!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    my_name wrote:
    Ouch, and I thought my day was boring ;)
    No way. I'm the King of Boredom here. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    But we're in nighttime so it's ok to be bored!
    What time is it over there anyway? I can't work it out because you always seem to be posting at the same time as me anyway!

    I post non stop from 8:30am to 5pm M-F, (an internet smile if you can guess why :p) Right now it is 3:41pm. Is it 9:41pm there? I think its about six hours difference from me to you (I keep track so I know when it is a good time to stalk you)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why are blonde jokes so short?

    So men can remember them!!

    And I'm afraid thats the only one that I can remember!! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I post non stop from 8:30am to 5pm M-F, (an internet smile if you can guess why :p) Right now it is 3:41pm. Is it 9:41pm there? I think its about six hours difference from me to you (I keep track so I know when it is a good time to stalk you)

    I had a suspicion you were following me around... :nervous:
    Yeah it's 9:49 pm here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    I had a suspicion you were following me around... :nervous:
    Yeah it's 9:49 pm here.

    ah crap, now you know :(

    How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Wanna go ride bike?

    Yeah, thats my pride and joy joke... my only joke :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Took me a while to get that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of My friends neighbours put petrol in a dog's food and it ran round and around untill it suddenly stopped...


    It ran out of petrol!!

    Love that one. Chantelle out of Big Brother told it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As a blonde female, I find this joke offensive and utterly disgusting.

    Moderators?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    z0ma wrote:
    As a blonde female, I find this joke offensive and utterly disgusting.

    Moderators?

    You can report posts.

    I've never needed to report any posts. Hope it stays that way.

    The moderators are so alert anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    You can report posts.

    I've never needed to report any posts. Hope it stays that way.

    The moderators are so alert anyway.


    I think he was joking :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    z0ma wrote:
    As a blonde female, I find this joke offensive and utterly disgusting.

    Moderators?


    Not my joke!! It was'nt even a blonde joke!! I don't do nasty jokes anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    Hm, from a point onwards it loops.
    here
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That was amusing.
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