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Urgent bra help

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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I have one of those bras where the front that is held together by a bit of material that you can adjust to get some cleavage out of the non existant boobs. (Sorry, my work wont let me go to the page, so if you need more explaining, look up lilly of france dazzler)
Well anyways, I am at work, with another 2 hours left to go, and just a moment ago the giant tits burst thru and broke the clasp, the material is not no longer attached to much and my bra is pretty much hanging.
God forbid a place of work has saftey pins. Oh no. The closest thing I got was trying to tie a paper clip around it. Didn't work.
Anybody have any ideas as I don't feel like walking around with a hanging bra, or haning boobs.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That is one of my worst nightmares, being out without a bra or with a broken bra! Can't you go home 'ill'? Or if you explain the situation they will laugh at you but will probably let you go home in exchange for teasing you a lot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    your work wont let you, try this

    www.stupidcensorship.com

    Yeah, you've gave me that link before :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nice bras.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    and just a moment ago the giant tits burst thru

    You make it sound like a horror film :nervous: :lol:.

    Cantcha just embrace the 60's spirit and let them hang free...

    just don't run down any stairs...ouch :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote:
    Nice bras.

    Oh they are lovely. Comfy and everything. Ignoring your sarcasm as what you fail to know is that the bra is not actually crappy, I've owned it for years. And I've grown half a size and probalby an inch or so around since I bought it. As I am lazy and slowly becoming a fat ass.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wasn't being sarcastic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want one, any bra which will give me a boost, is my friend,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote:
    Nice bras.

    Sorry, I thought you ment, nice bra, you cheap ass bitch getting some that cant last and break on you hahaha. I misinterperate in writing alot ;) Either way, now you know know how long I keep my bras for :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ahh that was quite an image you put up there my_name ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My sentiments exactly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did you manage to sort it :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    beans wrote:
    Did you manage to sort it :p

    I tied it together with a rubber band :blush: I'm totally ordering saftey pins today when I get to work, just in case ;)
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