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Jelqing

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Hi,

A friend told me that endulging jelqing can make my penis longer and have a bigger girth.

Has anyone ever tried this jelqing? If so did it work?

Cheers

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wtf is jelqing? I've never heard of it!
    I doubt there is actually anything to make your penis bigger, probably not worth trying any of these scammy things.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you give me your $39.99 along with your bank card, pin number and a credit cards number, exp date I can give you the secret to a longer wider johnson.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    If you give me your $39.99 along with your bank card, pin number and a credit cards number, exp date I can give you the secret to a longer wider johnson.

    Why thank you.
    *pms credit card number*
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    my_name wrote:
    If you give me your $39.99 along with your bank card, pin number and a credit cards number, exp date I can give you the secret to a longer wider johnson.

    *sends details and money*

    With a shlong any bigger, I could crush whole countries with it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1. Jelqing

    The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

    e.g
    Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Humm, I shall have to try that then. Do you think it would work for me too?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Humm, I shall have to try that then. Do you think it would work for me too?

    If it does let me know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    If it does let me know.
    :thumb: Will do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Question:

    Say you can grow your man meat 2 inches by doing it 20 minutes 3 times a week for three months. Can you do it for 720 minutes in a row and grow it all at once?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats 12 whole days. Will it survive the strain?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Little_one wrote:
    Thats 12 whole days. Will it survive the strain?

    Only one way to find out ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    noog wrote:
    1. Jelqing

    The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

    e.g
    Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

    Any room for expansion (no pun intended ;) ) there? I.e. No money shot? I'm new here. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God. :crazyeyes I really should think in future. Sorry bout that. :p

    Thanks for the welcome.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't worry i had to read it a couple of time to get it too.

    Welcome!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's the proper medical term is it?

    what an odd word :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can't just make up words.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    junker wrote:
    You can't just make up words.

    it actually looks like it's not made up...

    "Caution: Jelqing is inherently dangerous, and even if done correctly can cause injuries" :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jelqing wrote:
    The word (and technique) is rumored to have various Arabic origins (from the word "milking"); other sources claim the technique has its roots in tribal Africa; however, still other sources claim that it was an American invention and these rumors are simply rumors or propaganda meant to sell jelqing instructions.

    Rumored? That doesn't fly for me. When it hits webster, then you can talk :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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