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human to human bird flu transmission ...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
inevitable?
if it happens it will wreck economies and life styles thats for sure.

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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Well, this... then the magnetic pole shift.

    The population will fall, i guess. Ah well... i'll buy whoever here survives a beer!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If it happens do I go to a doctor or a vet? :confused:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    BlackArab wrote:
    If it happens do I go to a doctor or a vet? :confused:

    Both.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BlackArab wrote:
    If it happens do I go to a doctor or a vet? :confused:
    cluck!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Perhaps a nice steaming bowl of grandma's homemade chicken soup might be the answer! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when the bodies start piling up ...i'll no doubt make money out of it!
    i have trucks and disposal facilities to hand ... :chin: £££££'s
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Soylent Green facilities?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Soylent Green facilities?

    :yes: :Dsf1663pw.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A doctor wrote:
    I think MrG has caught the bird flu


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
    spitting feathers yet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that mr roll, was just a fowl joke
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    that mr roll, was just a fowl joke
    that was an even worse yoke!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's already mutated once you know.
    it was originaly known as asian bird flu cos it was believed only asians birds could catch it.
    then it became bird flu when they realised any bird in the world could catch it ...if it mutates again so blokes can catch it ...it will just be called flu.

    ok! i'm tired ...can't sleep cos i'm not well.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is it bird flu in Turkey?

    or bird flew in Turkey?

    can Turkeys fly now?

    :confused::confused::confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This issue seems to have ruffled a few feathers...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a poultry attempt at a joke...
    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scary thing is, the mutation which allowed it to be transfered to chickens, has made it more deadly to humans :s
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