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Patriots Test (US) ~ ROTFLMAO
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Diesel
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as if anyone would say they were a terrorist. wat a pack of wankers the white house is.
If it wasn't on the whitehouse official site, i'd have to say what a load of toss!
What kind of question is "are you a terrorist" and do they expect a real terrorist to say yes???
The whole thing has to be a windup!
Diesel, that is the funniest thing you've ever posted. <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
I dont think it is a windup.
On the visas when entering the states, they do actually ask you "are you a terrorist" "are you affiliated with the communist party" "are you carrying a weapon" and other such gems like "have you been convicted of a drugs offence within the last 25 years".
For all their power, the US immigration authorites really are naive.
Its a parody site I believe Whowhere. Mucho taking the piss.
I liked this quote from one of the news articles
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Are Your Mommy & Daddy America Haters?
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Many of you may find it hard to remember, but before we had President Bush, our wonderful leader and father to our Christian nation, we had a horrible, criminal president called Clinton, who was infested with dozens of filthy diseases. Because of him, millions of people who might seem good were actually corrupted into traitorous enemies of the state. Are your mommy and daddy among them? President Bush needs your help to find out! So be an Eagle Eyes snitch - and get rich! Because for every family member you help put in front of a military tribunal, the government will send you a whole dollar!
SIGNS THAT YOUR PARENTS SECRETLY HATE AMERICA:
Mommy or Daddy talk about "things being better" before President Bush
When people with skin darker than hamburger buns come in your house, they do things other than cleaning, fixing stuff or talk about their Supreme Court concurring opinions
You have two Mommies
Mommy or Daddy talk about something called "the popular vote"
Mommy and Daddy never play CDs of the great patriot Lee Greenwood. Instead, they play songs by a Jewish woman who spells "Barbara" with only two a's. (Kids, this is a great spelling lesson. So go check Mommy and Daddy's CD covers!)
If your parents are exhibiting any of the symptoms above, you must CONTACT THE F.B.I. IMMEDIATELY! And remember, in addition to your generous monetary reward, you'll be entered to win an all-expenses-paid trip to Florida's Walt Disney World - to be personally chaperoned by President Bush's very own baby brother "Jebby."
<IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> of course that quiz is a joke!
on the other hand in official US visa request form there IS a question concerning being a terrorist and also drug usage and dealing.
Point is that if anybody gets caught lying on the issue and will comit crime, he gets 30 years extra I suppose <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
Love it... the best post from Diesel, which is actually funny. <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">