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How do i force a large woman drunk and high on painkillers to go to bed?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
seriously, i have exams to study for, my bedrooms on the ground floor so as long as she's shouting at my dad and being violent i'm in for no chance of a decent night's kip.

short of hitting her round the head with a blunt object what can i do? sometimes i'm tempted to put sedatives in the alcohol but considering the lethal cocktail of prescription medication she's on already i'm scared that that could result in me going down for involuntary manslaughter.

bollocks. :banghead:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shoot her with an animal tranquilizer and say that you were actually aiming for the cat but her big arse got in the way thus making them believe that it was an accident thus leaving you guilt-free and able to have a peaceful nights sleep ;)

    or you could always try ear plugs?? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get one of those graspers that they use to move dangerous dogs/foxes etc, drag her to a large metal soundproof crate, and lock her in
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    taser?
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