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at last i can go to bed!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
missus has just arrived home having driven 200 miles across mountains valleys and moorland.

i can't sleep at such times.
safe and well now ...ahhh sleeeepppp.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sleep well o wise sage that you are
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what jim v;s excuse for being up at this time of night god knows!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dunno, lets ask him
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Night! Sleep well :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Night! Sleep well :)
    she's just clearing away my empty cans ...wives ...great aren't they!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    she's just clearing away my empty cans ...wives ...great aren't they!

    i could do with one to be honest
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    MrG wrote:
    i could do with one to be honest
    http://www.bride.ru/ ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    theres no way to say this without sounding bad in one way or another

    but i wouldnt pay for a wife
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Where do you find these sites?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats a well known site in some circles, in various places it has been well publicised in the past
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Really?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    MrG wrote:
    theres no way to say this without sounding bad in one way or another

    but i wouldnt pay for a wife
    You want one of the freebies then? Or black market? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeh id have a free one, cause i think the maintenance costs alone are enough to put me off getting a wife
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wanna wife that says "Me Ting Tong from Tooting"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and double check the dispatch that its not really a "tong ting" ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Every hole..... :no: :yuck: :no:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Bride.ru used to (might still do) advertise at Torrent Reactor :p Then that place went downhill.

    Paying for a wife... you got to ask... if you have that kindof money... surley something better to buy with it? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Bride.ru used to (might still do) advertise at Torrent Reactor :p Then that place went downhill.

    Paying for a wife... you got to ask... if you have that kindof money... surley something better to buy with it? :lol:

    like donating it to thesite.org :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    like donating it to thesite.org :yes:

    are you running out of your beer tokens?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'll ask around Tooting, see if there's a Ting Tong to meet your requirements...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have succumbed to the insomnia that lurks within me.

    Yesterday it took me two hours to fall asleep.
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