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best way into america?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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i need to be in new york next octoberish.
they won't let me in the country.

which do you reckon is the easiest way to sneak in ...from north or south?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    North probably. They have the Southern boarder pretty well gaurded, 1 in 3 people who try to cross get caught. Still doesn't stop thousands of them coming in everyday.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    "Start spreading the news.....".

    From the North innit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    "Start spreading the news.....".

    .
    i have a feeling they already know or will at the time.
    whats the penalties if i get caught?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    i have a feeling they already know or will at the time.
    whats the penalties if i get caught?

    Deportation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Deportation.
    is that all?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    "He's an alien, he's an illegal alien..."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    is that all?

    I think so, what else can they do? Put you in Britain or America's already overcrowded prisons. Doubtful
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    I think so, what else can they do? Put you in Britain or America's already overcrowded prisons. Doubtful
    He'd probably rather be a little more sure than that...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm out of interest, why do you need to get there?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    i need to be in new york next octoberish.
    they won't let me in the country.

    which do you reckon is the easiest way to sneak in ...from north or south?


    Why don't you tell them you're a terrorist and wish to be interviewed!!

    I'm sure they'd welcome you in
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sneak in through Canada.

    That's what my dad did, but that was a long time ago.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Canada thru Wisconsin. Bring them some cheddar and a beer and your golden ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmmmm cheese and beer :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Via canada is a good bet, or get a relative living out there and use their address as protection. Which is what my friend has to do.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you dont seem to understand, they wont actually let him into the country, so he cant use address's as protection
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wait though, if he can't get into America, how is he supposed to get into Canada or Mexico?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    because the canadian and mexican governments are probly not as anally retnetive as the US government
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    freeallangels19 wrote:
    Via canada is a good bet, or get a relative living out there and use their address as protection. Which is what my friend has to do.
    i do have family in canada and yankyland.
    those in canada are a wee bit out of the loop as it were.
    i want to surprise those in yankyland.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    because the canadian and mexican governments are probly not as anally retnetive as the US government


    Only because we don't want scary british people coming over ;)

    Now I'm curious, why can't you come here, roll?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    Only because we don't want scary british people coming over ;)

    Now I'm curious, why can't you come here, roll?
    despite the fact i haven't been in trouble for twenty years ...despite the fact i have sold out and become a fully fledged capitalist bastard ...they still wont let me in!
    they think i'm going to steal all their cocaine and rob their money or something.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd say by Canada, good luck rolly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    copy the carling (think it was carling, or carlsberg maybe) advert where he gets into Hong Kong, and the Carribbean


    Hide in the back of a lorry, and when you get caught, say your from New York and your get sent back there! simple!
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