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Indrid Cold
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Nicked off another site. They're supposed to have really been written by parents!
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
6. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
7. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
8. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
9. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
10. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
11. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
12. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
15. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
16. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
17. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
18. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
19. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
20. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse Joyce, she has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
24. Please excuse little Joey for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
6. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
7. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
8. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
9. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
10. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
11. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
12. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]
13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
14. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
15. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
16. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
17. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
18. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
19. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
20. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
22. Please excuse Joyce, she has been sick and under the doctor.
23. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
24. Please excuse little Joey for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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Who would let their child do that?!
still funny though :yes:
Made me laugh i like the bit where the person persists to try and spell the word right