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it's good to plan ahead ...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
drink as much now as you possibly can cos one day you might have to turn to the bottle ...how you going to do that sucsessfully if you had no practice?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol then you'll end up like George Best
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or that guy in the news today who died after having 20 odd pints and then 1.5 liters of vodka for breakfast :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    simba wrote:
    lol then you'll end up like George Best
    dead!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or that guy in the news today who died after having 20 odd pints and then 1.5 liters of vodka for breakfast :eek:
    this is obviously a case of someone turning to the bottle without practice.
    practice is all ...and hey it can be fun.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this is obviously a case of someone turning to the bottle without practice.
    practice is all ...and hey it can be fun.

    well why don't you practice it and let us know how you're getting on? :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    simba wrote:
    well why don't you practice it and let us know how you're getting on? :yes:
    i've been practising for years already!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I started when I was in my early teens...makes sense now though to all those high flyers who might lose it all in a second...then what?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    I started when I was in my early teens...makes sense now though to all those high flyers who might lose it all in a second...then what?
    aaarrrrrrggghhhhhhhhsplat?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Splat? Is that the sound of them smashing off the ground after jumping off a tall building or the sound of semen hitting the ground after continuous masturbation because of boredom?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or that guy in the news today who died after having 20 odd pints and then 1.5 liters of vodka for breakfast :eek:

    read that in the paper today, that's alot booze for one person no matter how much you drink.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Splat? Is that the sound of them smashing off the ground after jumping off a tall building or the sound of semen hitting the ground after continuous masturbation because of boredom?
    what on earth is it with you irish people and sperm!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We love to spread our seed, from potato seeds to life seeds. We love it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    J wrote:
    Mmmmmmmm. ... Who liked beer the first time they tried it?
    me! i remember it well.
    sat in a pub garden with my dad ...when he went to the loo i sneaked a sip of his beer ...and then a couple more ...i was eight.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I've had loads of alcohol bought for me off my Mum and Dad for christmas but can't drink any of it yet! :(
    Again with the eye! What is it with you and eyes? Brrr... :no: :blush:
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