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Chocolate may cut heart disease
BillieTheBot
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4535974.stm
well yeh, as long as you dont have greenpeace trailing after you because they think you are a beached whale, all because you ate lots of chocolate cause you think it may help your heart
on a random side related note, did you know that the first symptom that you are about to or are currently suffering from a heart attack, is the feeling that you need to go to the toilet to poo :yes:
Researchers have produced more evidence that dark chocolate may help to reduce the risk of serious heart disease.
well yeh, as long as you dont have greenpeace trailing after you because they think you are a beached whale, all because you ate lots of chocolate cause you think it may help your heart
on a random side related note, did you know that the first symptom that you are about to or are currently suffering from a heart attack, is the feeling that you need to go to the toilet to poo :yes:
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i assume you know by not ending up dead after you flush the toilet, depending on how stagnant the curry was last night
Me too, everything that tastes good is bad and everything bad is good
What?! Dark chocolate is the only one to eat, its better than that crap called 'chocolate' which is basically fat with emulsifiers.
If you eat a whole big bar of dark chocolate there is actually a nice little buzz with it.