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Quiet tonight...
BillieTheBot
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Its been relatively quiet around here tonight, and unlike normal there isn't lots of silly stuff to amuse me
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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What do you call people who are afraid of Father Christmas?
beat ya to it :P
What do Santa's elves learn at school?
We were both wrong though.
And santas elves learn elvish at school?
The Elfabet.
What's special about the Elfabet?
Ooh, like why did the sand blush? Because the sea weed... type thing?
Only has little letters?
I'm loving this. Your turn...
How to spanish sheep say merry christmas?
*groans* that was terrible!
Last one: Why was santa's little helper so depressed?
'Christmas Alegre' err did i read the wrong one off google?